The Greatest Thing You'll Watch All Day: Tyler Hansbrough's Acting Class

The incomparable J.E. Skeets, Esq. provides us with a glimpse into how Psycho T honed his acting chops before his car wow-filled commercial debut. [BasketballJones] » 11/05/09 2:50pm 11/05/09 2:50pm

Part V: Costas Now Redux

We continue today's roasting festivities with this utterly brilliant video from the one and only JE SKEETS, who today was granted a rare work release from his Yahoo! prison. » 6/26/08 4:00pm 6/26/08 4:00pm

Kitchen Oak-idential

I think it's fair to say that Charles Oakley is one of the more terrifying and intimidating men on the planet. That's why it's probably a no brainer that a penne-penised Food Network producer would probably have a tough time turning down a cooking show featuring him. But the New York Post reported a couple weeks ago… » 5/06/08 7:30pm 5/06/08 7:30pm

Dick Questions For Coach Bob Huggins, Press *1 On Your Telephone Please

On Wednesday, Will told you about a group of pranksters who had successfully crashed some SEC women's basketball coaches' teleconference. On Thursday, Steinz informed the masses that the Big East men's coaches had been hit. On Friday, The Big Lead posted the audio. God, I love the Internets! » 1/27/08 3:45pm 1/27/08 3:45pm

Whoa! I Can't Even Tell Them Apart!


Tyler Pratt — um, pictured left — sent a photo of himself in to some Patriots look-alike contest saying people tell him he looks like Tom Brady. Apparently, Tyler Pratt works in a cave ... with blind people ... who are horrible fuckin' liars. » 1/27/08 2:00pm 1/27/08 2:00pm

You Know, This Hornets Team Might Be Pretty Good

The NBA Closer is written by me, J.E. Skeets, high leader of The Moose. When I'm not busy scouring the box scores or part-time modeling, I can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast talkin' shit and spittin' rhymes. Enjoy! » 1/27/08 11:15am 1/27/08 11:15am

Best. Super Bowl Party. Ever.

Um, I think we found our winner — and runner-up — for this year's best Super Bowl party. Seriously. If Will doesn't take a field trip to this ... well, I'll kill him. I don't care if he has a book. » 1/26/08 5:30pm 1/26/08 5:30pm

Fake Tats Are An Excellent Recruiting Tool

In today's smash-mouth world of college football recruiting, desperate times call for desperate measures, and desperate measures call for temporary tattoos. That's just the way it is. » 1/26/08 1:00pm 1/26/08 1:00pm

No word on whether Nebraska will be penalized for giving Compton some .

You Can't Stop Garnett, You Can Only Hope A Sniper's Shot Slows Him Down

The NBA Closer is written by me, J.E. Skeets, high leader of Canada. When I'm not busy scouring the box scores or part-time modeling, I can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast with some Greek. Enjoy! » 1/26/08 11:15am 1/26/08 11:15am

Heat Keep On Slipping, Slipping, Slipping ...

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or hiding in suitcases, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/25/08 10:00am 1/25/08 10:00am

I Am Jose, Hear Me Roar ... In Spanish

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or hawking merchandise, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/24/08 9:15am 1/24/08 9:15am

Does Anyone Have The Heart To Tell This Guy That Nash Isn't American?

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or ordering some violent quiche, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/23/08 10:00am 1/23/08 10:00am

Buzzer Beatin' Bonanza


The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or crop dusting, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/22/08 10:00am 1/22/08 10:00am

Cavs Beat Spurs (Seven Months Too Late)

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or reading many leather-bound books, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/18/08 9:15am 1/18/08 9:15am

Fire Up That Celtics Hype Machine Again

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or partying with Corey Worthington, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/17/08 9:15am 1/17/08 9:15am

LeBron Puts Pedal To The Metal

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or eating cereal, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/16/08 9:15am 1/16/08 9:15am

Ask Jeeves, The Butler Did It

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or shuffling around in his revolutionary sleeping bag, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/15/08 9:15am 1/15/08 9:15am

Shiny Happy Isiah Laughing

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or filing important documents, he can be heard on The Basketball Jones daily podcast. » 1/14/08 11:40am 1/14/08 11:40am

Where Jackin' It Happens

The NBA Closer is written by our Canadian weekend maestro J.E. Skeets. When he's not busy scouring the box scores or wearing medallions, he can be heard— BANGING HIS GRANDMA IN THE BREAKFAST NOOK! Hi, I'm AJ Daulerio. The Balls. If you're wondering what's going on here, Skeets is off riding around with a vacuum… » 1/11/08 9:15am 1/11/08 9:15am