Jimmy Clausen Diagnosed With Concussion After Taking Brutal Shot To Head

Late in yesterday's loss to the Detroit Lions, Bears quarterback Jimmy Clausen nearly got his damn head taken off by Ziggy Ansah at the end of a short scramble. Clausen stayed in to finish the drive, the Bears' last of the game, and now it's being reported that he experienced "delayed symptoms" of a concussion after… » 12/22/14 3:05pm 12/22/14 3:05pm

Presenting Slo-Mo Video Of A Little League Player Taking A Baseball To…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 20, the ninth day that Delonte West will wake up hoping Home Depot calls. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. (Video from California's 11-0 win over Rhode Island H/T Shaun B). » 8/20/11 9:45am 8/20/11 9:45am

Things Are Getting Really, Really Weird In Carolina

The 34-3 loss to New Orleans is one thing. An expected thing. But what's going on in this picture tipster Bryan R. just sent? Don't tell me there's a water bottle hidden behind random dude's head, either. There ain't. » 11/07/10 4:45pm 11/07/10 4:45pm

Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet

You thought Chuckles was out of your life forever, huh? Guess again, bozos, because this guy hasn't even started making everyone's life miserable. Pete Carroll, Touchdown Jesus, Bears fans....no one will escape the wrath of Weis. » 12/07/09 4:00pm 12/07/09 4:00pm

Jimmy Clausen Will Take His Swagger And Tiny Bathing Suits To The NFL

The Jimmy tells ESPN.com that "it's time" and he's taking Charlie Weis' sage advice: "He thought I've improved so much since I came to Notre Dame. So, I'm taking his advice, and I'm going to head out." [ESPN][Pic:Collegegameballs.com] » 12/07/09 1:15pm 12/07/09 1:15pm

Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches

A couple of minor updates to the Clausen Affair. He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice and the AD says, "He just got coldcocked by somebody, and we're very disturbed by that." [ESPN] » 11/25/09 10:00am 11/25/09 10:00am

The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/25/09 6:30am 11/25/09 6:30am

The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories

The internet has graciously offered up several different explanations of what really happened at CJ's Pub last Saturday night. At this point, they are all equally plausible/ludicrous, but we present these unvarnished tales so that you might pass impartial judgment. » 11/24/09 2:15pm 11/24/09 2:15pm

Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend

All Jimmy Clausen wanted to do was enjoy a nice post-game meal with his family and teammates, but an angry Notre Dame fan had to go and remind the QB that he lost to Connecticut....by punching him in the face. » 11/24/09 9:45am 11/24/09 9:45am

So What Were You Doing At Age 17?

Zac Sunderland is a 17-year-old California beach bum with shoulder-length locks and fears of conformity. So he's Jimmy Clausen, except he sailed around the world by himself. Winning in Touchdown Jesus' shadow? Try navigating away from pirates, dude. » 7/18/09 2:00pm 7/18/09 2:00pm

Afternoon Blogdome: Jimmy Played Pretty Good

Jimmy Clausen likes Jimmy: » 9/13/08 4:45pm 9/13/08 4:45pm "Jimmy likes the buzz of the big game. Michigan or no Michigan, Jimmy likes the roar of the home crowd. Jimmy wishes the game was starting right now." [] • "Da'Rel Scott looks like a star. He's a strong runner and I will never understand why he didn't get more carries last week.…

Jimmy Clausen's Drinking Game Prowess Prompts Investigation By Notre…

Jimmy Clausen is the starting quarterback for Notre Dame. Last year he, along with the entire team, had a horrible season. Which was disappointing because Clausen, the nation's consensus top quarterback, committed to Notre Dame in such an understated fashion: By pulling up in a limo to the College Football Hall of… » 8/05/08 12:15pm 8/05/08 12:15pm