Kim Jong Un Personally Responsible For Inspiring Every North Korean Gold Medal, Reports North Korea

If you've been following the Olympics from any outlet other than government mouthpiece KCNA, you have no idea what you're missing. Like North Korea's bronze medal in weightlifting. For all their continuing coverage of their four golds, there has not been one mention of the bronze. Third place is second loser.

North Korean Olympians Are "Delighting The Local People While Arousing Public Interest In Sports," Reports North Korea

Come with us on a magical journey through the Korean Central News Agency, the state-run news agency that is often the outside world's only glimpse into the goings-on in secretive North Korea. All's good in the DPRK today, according to stories like "North Koreans mad at South Korea," "Kim Jong Il's writings posted on…