Kurt Warner Frames Whole NFL Net Segment Around His Creationist Beliefs

Resident NFL Network Jesus freak Kurt Warner decided to tie in his anti-evolution "science" views this morning as part of a way to explain how Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has adapted to NFL defenses. Then he argued with people on Twitter about it. » 11/09/14 12:03pm 11/09/14 12:03pm

The NFL Network Crew Continues To Push The Envelope With Truly Bizarre…

Man, I don't know what is going on here, but like a lot of the NFL Network's content, it just makes me uncomfortable. This is one of those segments that sounds great in theory: a goofy Halloween-themed bit that is also about football. » 10/28/12 12:44pm 10/28/12 12:44pm

The Hit That Knocked Kurt Warner Into Retirement Sure Looks Different…

An NFL investigation that lasted two whole years has come to fruition, with the league announcing that the Saints defense had a bounty program over the last three seasons. The pool was orchestrated by defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, and reportedly rewarded players as much as $1500 for a "knockout" of an… » 3/02/12 3:55pm 3/02/12 3:55pm

Tyler Palko Is Not The Next Kurt Warner

During Monday Night Football last week, Ron Jaworski briefly speculated that Tyler Palko was following the Kurt Warner archetype, of a guy who bumbles around for a while before finally getting his shot in the NFL. As Jaws pointed out, Kurt Warner didn't get his first NFL start until he was 28 years old—just like Palko. » 11/28/11 10:40am 11/28/11 10:40am

Kurt Warner Talks Dancing, Theodicy On His Good Day L.A. Interview

Of all places for Kurt Warner to get backed up against a wall, and then repeatedly and viciously head-butted about his religion, a Good Day L.A. interview was not our first guess. But yesterday, the former NFL quarterback and born-again Christian joined Jillian Reynolds, Steve Edwards, and Dorothy Lucey to talk… » 4/20/11 2:40pm 4/20/11 2:40pm

Is Kurt Warner Living Out An "Eyes Wide Shut" Fantasy With Right-Hand…


Larry Fitzgerald has done absolutely nothing to justify being taken early in fantasy-football drafts. He makes up for that by posting this photo from the "Best Buddies Arizona" event. » 10/30/10 8:00pm 10/30/10 8:00pm

Did You Know Kurt Warner Is On A TV Show Now? Because Kurt Warner Is On…

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: retired quarterback Kurt Warner. » 9/23/10 5:15pm 9/23/10 5:15pm

Today In Rather Bizarre Potential Kurt Warner Movie News

"Warner has talked to movie producers interested in making Warner's life story. Kurt's wife Brenda wants Denzel Washington play the lead." That concludes Today In Rather Bizarre Potential Kurt Warner Movie News. [Pro Football Talk, H/T Disco Choo] » 8/17/10 4:55pm 8/17/10 4:55pm

Kurt Warner Joins The Ranks Of White People Walking It Out

A sun-hatted Kurt Warner made an appearance at a charity flag football event and, like Buzz Williams before him, decided to dance to a song no one has liked for several years. Unlike Buzz, he's actually not bad. [Slanch Report] » 3/23/10 12:35pm 3/23/10 12:35pm

If MLB Had Relegation, This Would Be Quite The Battle

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/28/10 6:30am 1/28/10 6:30am

Kurt Warner, The Great Unknowable Freak Of The NFL

Explaining their aversion to the epic, ridiculous Cardinals-Packers game Sunday, Free Darko wrote: "Warner scores don't move me. I know what he's thinking." I do not understand this. I have no idea what Warner's ever thinking. It scares me. » 1/13/10 12:55pm 1/13/10 12:55pm

Everybody Loves Kurt Warner...Except One Former California Pizza…

Kurt Warner just can't stop winning over NFL fans with his sage quarterbacking and stock boy humbleness, so even if he doesn't make it to Canton we can all agree he's an exceptional human being, right? Behold a dissenter. » 1/13/10 2:00am 1/13/10 2:00am

Somebody Get Larry Fitzgerald's Brother A Clipboard

Look deeper into the Cardinals' 31-17 win on Sunday, as Larry Fitzgerald's brother did, and you'd realize too that Kurt Warner is an "OLD ASS MAN" who doesn't know how to run a team, 24-for-26 notwithstanding. » 9/22/09 12:45pm 9/22/09 12:45pm

Guy That Enabled Kurt Warner's Career Retires

As a very, very late bloomer to football, one of my first memories was hearing about Rams quarterback Trent Green down for the count in 1999. » 6/13/09 2:45pm 6/13/09 2:45pm

Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals

Two days after he was romanced by the 49ers via limo and private jet, Kurt Warner agreed to a two-year deal with the Cardinals, ESPN is reporting. What a slut. » 3/04/09 2:45pm 3/04/09 2:45pm

Everybody Loves Kurt

Kurt Warner says that his trip to San Francisco wasn't a leverage ploy, but look! The Cardinals — who have been intractable for weeks — have suddenly upped their contract offer by three million bucks. » 3/03/09 10:30am 3/03/09 10:30am

Kurt Warner Operates On A Higher Moral Plane Than You And I

Kurt Warner is visiting the 49ers as we speak, and he arrived the same way that Jesus always traveled; in a private jet. But it wasn't just to create leverage in his contract negotiations. » 3/02/09 1:15pm 3/02/09 1:15pm

Your Morning After Super Bowl Cardinals-Were-Hosed Post

Not saying that the last play by Warner was or wasn't an incomplete pass, but did officials actually look at the replay? Couldn't God have thrown a red flag from the heavens? [YouTube] » 2/02/09 8:45am 2/02/09 8:45am

God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl

What if some Cardinal or Steeler were to be named Most Valuable Player and say “I’d just like to thank L. Ron Hubbard and the church of Scientology?” [MSNBC] » 1/30/09 2:15pm 1/30/09 2:15pm

The Ballad Of Brenda And Kurtis The Stock Boy

Sports is a cold and cynical world, but its nice to know that uplifting tales of goodness can be found in the abyss. Oh, look... your mom just forwarded you an email from 1999! » 1/28/09 2:00pm 1/28/09 2:00pm