Bills Say Someone Shined Laser Pointer On Them; Guy Tweets He Did It

Though the Bills took down the Lions in Detroit yesterday, not all was beer and skittles. During the game, quarterback Kyle Orton and holder Colton Schmidt complained to officials that someone had shined a laser pointer in their faces. And a dude on Twitter claimed to be the one behind it. » 10/06/14 12:20pm 10/06/14 12:20pm

With Orton Or Romo, The Cowboys Are Still The Cowboys

The Cowboys' season ended in a way that all Cowboys' seasons now seem destined to end: With an 8-8 record, a trip to the playoffs handed over to a division rival, and a backbreaking interception. Tony Romo may not have been there to preside over this year's clusterfuck, but he wasn't needed—the Cowboys are always… » 12/30/13 10:00am 12/30/13 10:00am

Kyle Orton Doesn't Just "Happen"

A Reddit user has created this handy-dandy flowchart to trace just how Kyle Orton ended up as the man in Kansas City. Featuring cameos from Tim Tebow and Jay Cutler, it just goes to show you that everything in the NFL comes back to Bernard Pollard and Tom Brady. [Reddit] » 11/28/11 11:00am 11/28/11 11:00am

It Is Tebow Time O'Clock In Denver

Just a week ago, it was not Tebow time in Denver. It was Orton time. Yesterday, though, the big hand turned during "The Most Exciting Broncos Loss of the 2011 Season." Here is a collection of time-keeping from the Denver timekeepers. » 10/10/11 2:10pm 10/10/11 2:10pm

The "Play Tebow!!" Billboard Is Live In Denver

The "Play Tebow" billboard is now up on I-25 and 58th Avenue in Denver, and it is comically simple. It is a digital thing, which is fancy, but otherwise it appears to have been devised by a middle school yearbook committee. » 9/30/11 10:45am 9/30/11 10:45am

Several Broncos Fans Plan To Spend Their Super Bowl Savings On "Start…

Some people might wait until Week Two to write off their professional football team's chances of a successful season. Jesse Oaks and his seven friends are not those people. » 9/14/11 9:45pm 9/14/11 9:45pm

Miami Cries Out For A Neckbearded Savior

Lo, the echoing green of Sun Life Stadium. A scrimmage, Dolphin against Dolphin, for the hearts and minds of the Dolphin faithful. And who should presume to represent the faithful, their unshattered, unshaken loyalty, their loyal teal? A leader; a general; a man. » 8/02/11 12:30pm 8/02/11 12:30pm

Kyle Orton Will Never Back Up Tim Tebow

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: either he's the man, or he's gone. » 7/29/11 4:10pm 7/29/11 4:10pm

Here's Your "Get Ready For Some Passing, Bro" MNF Open Thread

Tonight, the NFL's two most prolific passers and their mediocre football teams face off on Monday Night Football. This should guarantee your week's fill of quarterback hyperbole from Gruden, Jaws, and Tirico. Enjoy, gunslingers! » 11/22/10 8:20pm 11/22/10 8:20pm

The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween

We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep. » 11/02/09 4:55pm 11/02/09 4:55pm

Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend

In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win more than others. Like Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, who won the weekend by not losing. (For Kyle Orton, that's quite an accomplishment.) » 9/14/09 10:30am 9/14/09 10:30am

Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role

Mike Shanahan will be the highest paid coach in the NFL this season, provided he doesn't actually coach anybody. Or talk to anybody. Yes, getting fired from a high-paying job is great work if you can get it. » 7/21/09 10:05am 7/21/09 10:05am

Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler

In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. » 4/02/09 5:26pm 4/02/09 5:26pm

He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle

One lucky Des Moines middle school student had her wish granted — for Bears' ragamuffin quarterback Kyle Orton to come have morning breakfast with her. [Des Moines Register] » 3/05/09 3:45pm 3/05/09 3:45pm

Kyle Orton Solemnly Vows To Never Be Drunk On Camera Again

That's his promise. In his new role as the Bears starting quarterback, Orton has sworn that he's all business and that his hard-partying days of internet lore are long behind him. He's a new man — a married » 9/05/08 10:45am 9/05/08 10:45am man — who won't give his teammates a reason to question his leadership abilities this time around. He's more…