Lacrosse Equipment Manufacturer Dishes Out Strong Anti-Title IX Takes

Sure, sure, we're as done with #brand fails as you are, but this is still pretty weak. There was a lacrosse event going on tonight, and whoever's running the Twitter account for Warrior—"one of the sporting goods industry's premier manufacturer of innovative, high performance, cutting-edge equipment, footwear and… » 7/10/14 11:16pm 7/10/14 11:16pm

Why Rich Lacrosse Parents Are Making Their Kids Repeat A Grade

In the lax-crazy scholastic sports scene of the high-end Washington D.C. market, a game between Landon School and Georgetown Prep is essentially 'Skins vs. Cowboys, except with more people named Topper. They're two of the fancy-pantsiest all-boys secondary schools in the area, and their athletic rivalry offers a good… » 5/01/14 3:20pm 5/01/14 3:20pm

You Fucked Up Now, Jay Z, The Lax Bros Are Coming For You

Jay Z has a verse on the latest DJ Khaled track, which may or may not include a diss aimed at Drake (in response to that whole fondue plate thing): "Haters wanna ball, let me tighten up my drawstring / Wrong sport, boy, you know you soft as a lacrosse team." But instead of drawing Drake's ire, Jay's line has gotten… » 4/29/14 5:47pm 4/29/14 5:47pm

Lacrosse Dad Sues Coaches For Not Playing His Son

Lacrosse: still the worst. The latest piece of evidence in support of this statement comes to us from the lacrosse fields of North Texas, where one man has filed a RICO lawsuit against the owners of the Dallas Lacrosse Academy, whom he claims are intimidating, threatening, and extorting players into attending their… » 4/07/14 2:55pm 4/07/14 2:55pm

Canadian Lacrosse Match Turns Into Massive Brawl

This video starts out pretty tame, with Mike Cudmore of the Broolklin Redmen deciding to start a scrap with the Oakville Rock's Stephan Leblanc. Some punches are thrown, some shit is talked, and the two are eventually separated. Confrontation over, right? » 7/25/13 2:50pm 7/25/13 2:50pm

“Hey Ungrateful Quitter": Emails From An Angry Lacrosse Coach

Consider this your latest reminder that lacrosse is the worst. What follows is an email exchange, forwarded to us by a tipster, that took place between an angry lacrosse coach, one of his players, and that player's parents. It begins with the player telling his coach that he won't be able to attend a practice or game.… » 7/03/13 3:41pm 7/03/13 3:41pm

Ronjohn Dadd Was Robbed: Inside Lacrosse's All-Name Team Is Here

It's that time of year again. Inside Lacrosse has once again blessed us with its annual all-name team, compiling a list of the preppiest-named lax bros in the country. This year's list is an impressive one, and once again includes a collection of aristocratically named female players. We do have one quibble with the… » 12/12/12 11:35am 12/12/12 11:35am

Lax Bro Apologizes To Entire Southwest Flight For Acting Like A Lax Bro

Lax bros are one of the fastest-growing scourges to American society. They are members of a subculture that is composed entirely of privileged white kids with annoying names. Even worse, they are getting attention from the Boston Globe and stupid movies made about them. » 8/14/12 1:55pm 8/14/12 1:55pm

Bro-Tastic Laxachusetts Lax Bros Get The Bro-Tastic Story They Deserve…

Mark this date in history, people. Years from now, you will look back at June 5th, 2012, as the beginning of the LAX BRO MOVEMENT. And you will have Boston Globe reporter Jenifer McKim to thank for it: » 6/05/12 3:20pm 6/05/12 3:20pm

Lacrosse Hidden-Ball Trick Video Makes Me Interested In Lacrosse For…

In a NCAA Tournament game against UNC, the Maryland Terrapins successfully pulled off the "hidden ball" trick. They went on to win the game 13-6 in no small part because people don't really ever recover from getting hidden-balled by guys named Drew Snider. » 5/15/11 5:00pm 5/15/11 5:00pm

Lacrosse Hail Mary Video Makes Me Interested In Lacrosse For A Hot…

Gonzaga (HS in DC) clinched their conference title with a length-of-the-field hurl with 10 seconds left. I like this a lot more than those indoor lacrosse league that try to sell me on the fighting. » 5/10/11 10:55am 5/10/11 10:55am

Tucker Virtue Finally Gets His Due

Inside Lacrosse is back with their fourth annual All-Name Team, where Caldwell Rohrbach and Braxton Deaver rub shoulders with Draper Donley and Baxter Lanius IV. New this year: a women's team. Stereotypes ahoy! » 12/20/10 1:05pm 12/20/10 1:05pm