Whiny Harvard Student Gets Skewered In Devastating Email

In the old days, disputes between Harvard students were settled one of three ways: pistols at dawn, a scullerman's joust, or trial by mayonnaise. Things have changed, though, and now the distinguished men of Harvard engage in combat like most millennials do: by sending unbearably long emails to each other that… » 3/02/15 5:03pm Yesterday 5:03pm

This DJ Who Interviewed Bobby Brown's Nephew Is The Actual Antichrist

Before we get into this, I just want to state for the record and for my mother that I am of the opinion that this video is actually too raw for Deadspin. We've published real, actual porn on Deadspin. We've published scores of dicks, and some vaginas besides, and a respectable amount of butt action on Deadspin. We… » 2/24/15 1:09pm 2/24/15 1:09pm

Cow Headbutted, Probably To Death

Fair warning: if you click play on the video above, you are going to see a ram headbutt a cow, and I'm pretty sure the cow dies. The cow might just be knocked out, but it could also be dead! What's important is that you now have all the information necessary to make an informed decision about whether you'd like to… » 2/13/15 9:44am 2/13/15 9:44am

High-Speed Chase Ends With Civilians Dishing Out Street Justice

Police got into a high-speed pursuit with a robbery suspect in Dallas today, and the chase ended when the suspect slammed into a line of cars at a stop light. That's when he was apprehended not by police officers, but by a road-raging couple who were not about to let some asshole just get away with wrecking their car. » 2/11/15 6:13pm 2/11/15 6:13pm

Naked-Ass Cowboy Goes For A Stroll On Snowy Highway

I'm going to be honest, you aren't going to get a very long look at at the naked-ass cowboy in the video above, but I think your experience will be better for it. It's like a Bigfoot sighting: One second you're looking at nothing but a snowy Detroit highway, and in the next you're getting a brief glimpse at a… » 2/02/15 2:02pm 2/02/15 2:02pm

Drunk-As-Hell Falcons Fan Twerks To U2, Talks Some Wonderful Shit

If there's one lesson we've learned this NFL season (we learn it every season, really), it's that football stadiums are the place to be if you really want to peer into the dark, drunken heart of humanity. So I am thankful for this Falcons fan, who instead of sending us off with yet another video of fans beating each… » 12/29/14 11:52am 12/29/14 11:52am