Man Grilling Guinea Pig In Prospect Park Is A Hero

On Saturday morning, an emergency call about squirrel abuse sent police to Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. When the officers arrived, they found not the brutal torture of a park squirrel, but what you see above: a happy Ecuadorean man, toasting a guinea pig on a wooden pole beneath sun and sky, free and brave and square… » 6/15/15 12:10pm 6/15/15 12:10pm

Witness The Death Of A Child's Future In This Walmart Shampoo Aisle 

The two videos embedded in this post are called “Beech Grove Walmart fight part 1” and “Beech Grove Walmart fight part 2.” Each video carries the same YouTube description: “2 women and a kid fight at Walmart.” I just want everyone to be clear on what they are getting into here. » 6/08/15 4:05pm 6/08/15 4:05pm

Police: Mom Played Naked Twister With Teens, Sexed Multiple Teens

A Georgia woman, 35-year-old Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, was arrested and charged on Monday after her AA sponsor went to police and told them about a sex party that Lehnardt had allegedly hosted for a group of teens that included her 16-year-old daughter. According to the incident report, festivities at this… » 4/15/15 9:53am 4/15/15 9:53am

Whiny Harvard Student Gets Skewered In Devastating Email

In the old days, disputes between Harvard students were settled one of three ways: pistols at dawn, a scullerman's joust, or trial by mayonnaise. Things have changed, though, and now the distinguished men of Harvard engage in combat like most millennials do: by sending unbearably long emails to each other that… » 3/02/15 5:03pm 3/02/15 5:03pm

This DJ Who Interviewed Bobby Brown's Nephew Is The Actual Antichrist

Before we get into this, I just want to state for the record and for my mother that I am of the opinion that this video is actually too raw for Deadspin. We've published real, actual porn on Deadspin. We've published scores of dicks, and some vaginas besides, and a respectable amount of butt action on Deadspin. We… » 2/24/15 1:09pm 2/24/15 1:09pm

High-Speed Chase Ends With Civilians Dishing Out Street Justice

Police got into a high-speed pursuit with a robbery suspect in Dallas today, and the chase ended when the suspect slammed into a line of cars at a stop light. That's when he was apprehended not by police officers, but by a road-raging couple who were not about to let some asshole just get away with wrecking their car. » 2/11/15 6:13pm 2/11/15 6:13pm