University Of Oregon Apologizes For Herd Of Bros Who Clogged A Lake With An "Incredible Amount Of Trash"

Summer’s just about here my friends, which means it’s time to drain some brews, grill some hot dogs, and apparently leave an “incredible amount of trash” at lakeside campsites across this great nation. Apparently, some University of Oregon bros hit for the particular cycle this last weekend, and trashed the everliving…

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Internet Man Flays Post-Human ESPN Shithead Darren Rovell By Tunelessly Singing His Dumb Tweets (UPDATE: There's More)

Post-human business doof Darren Rovell did some tweets tonight, like he does whenever a dollar farts. They were bad and bland in their undressed form, but Twitter user @trillballins spiced them up with dramatic vocals and now I love them. Consider this asinine joke our dude probably drafted a week ago.

Weird Purple Guy Tries To Start Shit With Dwyane Wade; Heat Beat Hornets

So here’s this weirdo wearing purple and a tiny green backpack who somehow scored court-side seats for tonight’s Heat-Hornets Game 6. He tried riding Dwyane Wade hard in the final minutes, only to see the veteran Miami guard hit two marvelous clutch shots. That, somehow, didn’t shut Purple Guy up. This is the worst…

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