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Ethan Albright Is In Fact Able To Walk UprightAs Madden 07 obsessives know, Washington Redskins lineman and ginger kid Ethan Albright is the lowest-rated player in the game, with a rating that barely gives him enough aptitude to stand up and walk in something resembling a straight line. We have wondered if Albright knows about this, or cares, a...

Madden Curse Soon To Attack Rest Of HumanityYou know, all told, Ray Lewis never actually suffered from the Madden Curse: People always forget nothing happened to him that year....

OK, We Get Dibs On The VikingsFor those who find the pace of Madden '07 a little too frantic, here's some good — that is to say, fake — news. Introducing Madden Bye-Week '07, in which you control your various NFL players' off-the-field activities during their team's bye week. We're still waiting for our copy, but the "reviewer" ...

Make Your Pretend Person Lift Pretend Weights

Obviously, we're as excited about the release of Madden 2007 as anybody else, but we'll confess something: We're not as into the role-playing aspects of the game as some apparently are. We'll play exhibition games against our friends — as the Buzzsaw, of course — and if we're feeling frisky, we'll p...