A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness

Uh oh, guess who was busted for skipping his Kaballah classes? One Mr. Alex Rodriguez is in so much deep shit with Madonna it's not even funny. MSNBC is saying that the Yankee has cancelled private classes with "spiritual leader" Eitan Yardeni, who was supposed to guide A-Rod around the bases of cosmic Jewishness.… » 11/25/08 3:00pm 11/25/08 3:00pm

Madonna, A-Rod Reportedly Now Allowed to Touch Each Other's Private…

Well, this was inevitable. Now that she's officially divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie, the news resurfaces that over-striated singer Madonna is once again possibly doinking Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez. (*kazoo sound*) To the celebrity gossip-mongering! Newsday's blog, The Final Score » 10/16/08 12:30pm 10/16/08 12:30pm, begrudgingly passes…

There May Be An A-Rod/Madonna Sex Tape. Is There No End To Our…

A New York man is claiming that he has a Madonna-Alex Rodriguez sex tape, and wants a million pounds for it. Of course, fundraisers are being organized furiously at this moment to pay the guy to burn all copies. Even Queen Elizabeth is chipping in with a few random palace jewels. Give till it hurts, people. » 7/22/08 1:00pm 7/22/08 1:00pm

A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism

As the Alex Rodriguez divorce/affair/Madonna mess reaches almost a full week of circulation, ESPN is forced to address it. They do so begrudgingly, as evidenced by every SportsCenter anchors annoyance at having to report the story. (Stu Scott looked like he was about to punch the teleprompter when he had to read a… » 7/08/08 11:45am 7/08/08 11:45am

A-Rod's Alleged Madonna Affair Destined For Front Page Infamy

The New York tabloids have awakened from their Alex Rodriguez/Madonna hook-up snooze and are now in full-on attack mode against the Yankees' third baseman and the singer. The tabs are running the photos of Madonna sitting in A-Rod's seats during the June 22 game, which she attended with one of her children.. » 7/01/08 12:36pm 7/01/08 12:36pm

A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip…

Yesterday, OK! magazine reported the wobbly speculation about the odd, possibly steamy friendship brewing between Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez and divorce-bound old lady singer, Madonna. The two were apparently seen "working out together" on numerous occasions and Rodriguez is apparently now being represented… » 7/01/08 9:30am 7/01/08 9:30am

Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It

Oh, if this is true, this would just be one of the most fantastically mind-blowing developments on the planet. One can only hope that the gossip-mongering scoundrels at OK! magazine aren't confusing Alex Rodriguez with one of Madonna's other orange-skinned boy toys. But according to Radar, the magazine is publishing… » 6/30/08 6:05pm 6/30/08 6:05pm