Madonna Needs A Nap

Madonna needs a friend who will grab her by the shoulders and ask the hard questions, like, "Are you sure this is such a good idea?" She has needed a friend like this for many, many years, and no, the help does not count. Sure, I know she has a new album out and all that, but she really needs to drink some tea, chill… » 3/20/15 10:18am 3/20/15 10:18am

Madonna Crashes And Burns At BRIT Awards Ceremony

Tonight in London, Madonna put her love to the test at the BRIT Awards. Her love failed, or at least her legs did. Call it a wardrobe failure if you must, but this is Madonna eating it in the least graceful of ways. » 2/25/15 5:25pm 2/25/15 5:25pm

Let Us Now Consider The Possibility That Madonna's Halftime Show Was A…

Don't know where you fall on the whole "Music as Devil's Instrument" spectrum, but there is quite a bit to consider in the magnum "Satanic Ritual Performed at The NFL Half Time Show" post on "Consciousness TV." » 2/07/12 10:30pm 2/07/12 10:30pm

The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl Halftime Shows

How shocking would it be if Madonna brought gay themes to the Super Bowl halftime show? Not very. Throughout its history, the halftime entertainment has meandered from straight to gay and back again. (Click here for my homemade infographic rating the halftime shows from straightest to gayest.)
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Homemade Infographic: What Were The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl…

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 1/30/12 5:25pm 1/30/12 5:25pm

Madonna's Halftime Act Will Reportedly Be "Bringing Gay To The Super…

At least that's what the New York Daily News' gossip moles overheard one of her dancers say at a party the other night. But before James Dobson can shift uncomfortably in his chair to craft a press release, somebody really ought to tell him Madonna's 20 years behind the times. » 1/25/12 3:35pm 1/25/12 3:35pm

Jose Canseco Tweets Obsession With Lady Gaga, But He Spurned Madonna,…

Okay, I suppose there are a lot of things a little wrong with Jose Canseco's latest Twitter freakout, but there's a whole plane full of parallels we can't miss. And those parallels make this much more than the ramblings dribbling out of a disgraced slugger's Dorito-dusted fingers. » 5/23/11 3:40pm 5/23/11 3:40pm

Hockey Players Must Humiliate Themselves For National Exposure

Yup, that's Madonna being carried into David Letterman's show by the New York Rangers. The Blueshirts also delivered the first Top Ten list in years to actually have a funny #1. [] » 10/01/09 9:30pm 10/01/09 9:30pm

Puke: “Alex is a horny dog."

“While Madonna is away, he isn’t going to just put on her records and look at her pictures and be satisfied. They’re both into playing games and making each other jealous.” [NYDN] » 1/15/09 4:15pm 1/15/09 4:15pm

A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness

Uh oh, guess who was busted for skipping his Kaballah classes? One Mr. Alex Rodriguez is in so much deep shit with Madonna it's not even funny. MSNBC is saying that the Yankee has cancelled private classes with "spiritual leader" Eitan Yardeni, who was supposed to guide A-Rod around the bases of cosmic Jewishness.… » 11/25/08 3:00pm 11/25/08 3:00pm

Madonna, A-Rod Reportedly Now Allowed to Touch Each Other's Private…

Well, this was inevitable. Now that she's officially divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie, the news resurfaces that over-striated singer Madonna is once again possibly doinking Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez. (*kazoo sound*) To the celebrity gossip-mongering! Newsday's blog, The Final Score » 10/16/08 12:30pm 10/16/08 12:30pm, begrudgingly passes…

There May Be An A-Rod/Madonna Sex Tape. Is There No End To Our…

A New York man is claiming that he has a Madonna-Alex Rodriguez sex tape, and wants a million pounds for it. Of course, fundraisers are being organized furiously at this moment to pay the guy to burn all copies. Even Queen Elizabeth is chipping in with a few random palace jewels. Give till it hurts, people. » 7/22/08 1:00pm 7/22/08 1:00pm

A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism

As the Alex Rodriguez divorce/affair/Madonna mess reaches almost a full week of circulation, ESPN is forced to address it. They do so begrudgingly, as evidenced by every SportsCenter anchors annoyance at having to report the story. (Stu Scott looked like he was about to punch the teleprompter when he had to read a… » 7/08/08 11:45am 7/08/08 11:45am

Alex Rodriguez and Madonna Both Respectfully Decline To Comment On…

First off, it should be noted that both the NY Post and NY Daily News have this rumor-debunking information in their stories about a possible A-Rod/ Madonna romance: » 7/02/08 9:30am 7/02/08 9:30am

A-Rod's Alleged Madonna Affair Destined For Front Page Infamy

The New York tabloids have awakened from their Alex Rodriguez/Madonna hook-up snooze and are now in full-on attack mode against the Yankees' third baseman and the singer. The tabs are running the photos of Madonna sitting in A-Rod's seats during the June 22 game, which she attended with one of her children.. » 7/01/08 12:36pm 7/01/08 12:36pm

A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip…

Yesterday, OK! magazine reported the wobbly speculation about the odd, possibly steamy friendship brewing between Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez and divorce-bound old lady singer, Madonna. The two were apparently seen "working out together" on numerous occasions and Rodriguez is apparently now being represented… » 7/01/08 9:30am 7/01/08 9:30am

Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It

Oh, if this is true, this would just be one of the most fantastically mind-blowing developments on the planet. One can only hope that the gossip-mongering scoundrels at OK! magazine aren't confusing Alex Rodriguez with one of Madonna's other orange-skinned boy toys. But according to Radar, the magazine is publishing… » 6/30/08 6:05pm 6/30/08 6:05pm