Dodger Lies Make Baby Jesus (And Bloggers) Cry

After all the effort I expended learning about the Inland Empire 66ers, Manny Ramirez will actually be playing his first minor league pre-post-suspension game for the Albuquerque Isotopes, forcing me to work even harder to dig up obscure Simpsons references. » 6/23/09 10:30am 6/23/09 10:30am

Bill Plaschke Finally Vindicated By Manny Ramirez Suspension

There is a silver lining to be found in this Manny Ramirez mess—L.A. Times columnist Bill Plaschke can finally say "I told you so!" Manny duped a lot of people, but not this guy! » 5/07/09 4:20pm 5/07/09 4:20pm

Manny Ramirez Is Now Very Fertile

"Two sources told ESPN's T.J. Quinn and Mark Fainaru-Wada that the drug used by Ramirez is hCG—human chorionic gonadotropin....a women's fertility drug typically used by steroid users to restart their body's natural testosterone production." [ESPN] » 5/07/09 2:50pm 5/07/09 2:50pm

Manny Ramirez Releases His Statement On Suspension

Manny Ramirez released a statement [opens in PDF] saying that the positive test comes from a medication that was prescribed to him by a doctor for a legitimate medical issue. [Los Angeles Times] » 5/07/09 1:20pm 5/07/09 1:20pm

Manny Ramirez Fails Performance-Enhancing Drug Test

Manny Ramirez has failed a performance-enhancing drug test and has been suspended 50 games, effective immediately. Well ... I guess that's everyone! (Lots, lots more to come, obviously.) » 5/07/09 11:56am 5/07/09 11:56am