"Marine Todd" Is an Awesomely Stupid Right-Wing Meme That Got Hijacked

It's the story of a man. A man who went to war. And then went to college. And then decked a godless shithead professor. It's a feel-good story! And it went viral among God-fearing Murkans. And then Twitter got hold of it. And then it got really good. » 3/31/14 11:15pm 3/31/14 11:15pm

NBC Also Edited Out A Tribute Featuring Two Dead U.S. Servicemen From…

NBC explained that it skipped a memorial to terrorism victims in its broadcast of the Olympic opening ceremony because its show was "tailored for our American audience." While cutting that part of the show, NBC also skipped a transitional segment called the "Wall of Remembrance"—which included memorials to two… » 7/30/12 12:00pm 7/30/12 12:00pm

Illinois Sophomore Meyers Leonard Gets Surprise Visit From Marine…

This happened way back on Thursday at the Illinois shootaround leading up to the Illini's game with Michigan game on ESPN. Meyers' older brother, Bailey, surprised Meyers as he returned from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. It was the first time the brothers had seen each other since last summer. » 3/03/12 3:30pm 3/03/12 3:30pm

Cowboys Fan Didn't Just Taser A Jets Fan; He Tasered A Marine On 9/11

The Cowboys still fancy themselves "America's Team," but there are very little in the way of patriotism requirements to root for them. Leroy McKelvey of South Carolina is the man who somehow brought a stun gun into MetLife Stadium, and tased three fans in his section at halftime. One of them a marine who had chastised… » 9/13/11 10:05am 9/13/11 10:05am

This Is The Bloodied Marine That LSU's Jordan Jefferson Allegedly…

We were sent this image purporting to be of the good samaritan, returning from Marine Corps training, who rushed to break up a Baton Rouge bar fight and ended up getting pummeled by at least four LSU players. We've been unable to confirm—the cops have instituted a media blackout, to the extent that they can in a… » 8/24/11 2:00pm 8/24/11 2:00pm

US Marines Serving In Afghanistan Warned Not To Fart So Audibly

Battle Rattle, a Military Times blog, has an important dispatch from the front lines, which they wanted us to share with you. So often we forget about the sacrifices our troops abroad make to protect this nation's freedom. Sacrifices like sphincter clenching. » 8/23/11 10:45pm 8/23/11 10:45pm