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It Took 17 Days For Someone To Write A Story About Michael Sam's DickHere is the most trenchant analyses of one of the biggest sports stories in years, as only MediaTakeOut can offer it:...

How A Heisman Finalist's Penis Ended Up On The InternetWe already knew LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was a pro. Forget his onfield play; dude already had an awesome nickname and a failed drug test. But yesterday turned out to be the ultimate rite of passage for Mathieu, as he knocked two major accomplishments off his star athlete checklist in one day: g...

LeBron James Admonishes Media Take Out For Kim Kardashian Rumor DAYUMMMMMMMM: King James didn't utter a peep when rumors about Delonte rogering his mom surfaced last summer, but one little item about the possibility of his love life receiving a Kim Kardashian upgrade and he flips out publicly....

This Is Probably Not Matt Kemp's Penis

Despite MediaTakeOut trumpeting this as the Dodgers outfielder choking up on his swing, we're dubious. And we've seen some athlete dong in our day....

Another, More Pissy, Theory About What Happened In A Milledgeville Bathroom With Ben Roethlisberger

I secretly hoped that the always entertaining, exclamatory MediaTakeOut would have something dopey to add to the sexual assault allegations against Big Ben and good googly moogly did they ever....

Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around

Patriots defensive lineman Richard Seymour's wife is not one to be tussled with. According to a police report, Tanya Seymour took part in a mob-like attack on some people at a New Year's Eve party....

Michael Jordan On Verge Of Getting Married Again?

So says the remarkably unreliable gossip hounds at Media Takeout who've "caught wind" that "word on the street" is MJ and girlfriend Yvette Prieto are about to get hitched....