This Is the Worst Super Bowl Party Picture Ever Taken

Last night was the Super Bowl, I guess. I heard something about a shark and stopped asking questions. But then today I was reading some celebrity gossip blogs and one of my favorite bloggers noted that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon spent the Super Bowl together... at Jimmy Kimmel's house? With... Grantland editor Bill… » 2/02/15 10:10pm 2/02/15 10:10pm

Five Best Shaving Creams

You lathered up a huge list of nominees, and we've shaved them down to find the top five. Now it's time to find the winner. » 11/17/14 10:16am 11/17/14 10:16am

Who Is the Lumbersexual and Is Anything About Him Real?

If you were alert last week and in possession of even the shiftiest wifi, you know about the latest costume trend in men's attire: the Lumbersexual. » 11/13/14 5:45pm 11/13/14 5:45pm

OKCupid Dude Will Not Be Ignored: 'You Self Involved Princess'

Hot new trend: Dudes on dating sites freaking out at you when you don't immediately respond to their entreaties to hang. (If this were a true trend piece, the title would be something like, "Men: Are They the New Women?") » 9/16/14 1:43pm 9/16/14 1:43pm

What Real Dudes Think of the Men's Section on Blake Lively's Website

The opinions held by many women about Blake Lively's new lifestyle URL Preserve could probably be boiled down to calling it a "silly blog for rich ladies." But the site also boasts a growing section of items for men. Who are these men and what do they think of Gwyneth 2.0's prospects of success? » 8/06/14 11:38am 8/06/14 11:38am

Testosterone Is a Billion-Dollar Industry, and It Might Not Be Safe

Say you're a dude, and you've always loved muscles and jumping, and then you hit 40 and your muscles just aren't as jumpy as they used to be and your jumps aren't as muscly and also your penis seems to have stopped listening to you and begun forging its own path, and you just kind of want to take a nap at what used to… » 8/01/14 1:53pm 8/01/14 1:53pm

Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies

Esquire magazine (Motto: "The Inactive Ingredients of Erection Pills, in Magazine Form") has a very important message to all the 42-year-old women out there: Esquire writer at large Tom Junod might like to fuck you. » 7/10/14 1:49pm 7/10/14 1:49pm

Jezebel's Hot 100: The Men We Love, Ranked

This week, Maxim magazine revealed its annual list of the hottest 100 women Maxim editorial assistants could find this year and arbitrarily ranked them based on a top secret sexability formula made with 11 herbs and spices. Here at Jezebel, we're above that superficial bullshit* and have fashioned a similarly… » 5/20/14 5:14pm 5/20/14 5:14pm

Gentlemen, It's Time to Embrace Shorter Shorts

Hollywood Men: It's No Longer About Your Acting, It's About Your Abs

Heads Up, Men: You Have No Secrets

A secret is something hidden on purpose — but if the "secret" is a fairly universal behavior practiced by lots of people that the average person would find utterly unsurprising ("Cats like string") then, sorry buddy, but that is not a secret to anyone but you. Which kind of makes it not a secret at all, but like a… » 4/10/14 1:41pm 4/10/14 1:41pm

The Jockstrap Double Standard: Why Men Should Wear Sexy Underwear

Two hours ago, I asked myself, "Shouldn't I be using Google Incognito?" I had been doing research for this article, and though I'm on my own computer, in my own home, I could imagine some future situation in which a search history of "sexy men's jockstraps japan" might land me in awkward waters. » 3/07/14 2:22pm 3/07/14 2:22pm

Vladimir Putin Would Win All The Gold At Sochi If He Wanted To

At last! We're finally on the cusp of the Sochi Olympics. It's a time to focus on all the extraneous inconveniences, both small and great, that, for better or worse, will be forgotten as as soon as the real action starts. But before we fully lose ourselves in a world of ice dancing and curling, we should take a minute… » 2/04/14 4:20pm 2/04/14 4:20pm

Jim Harbaugh Drops Ernest Hemingway Line In Postgame Interview

The man had just lost a football game. He did not know what to say, how to make it clear. Now he would never use the plays that he had saved to use until he knew enough to use them well. At least his khakis fit. They always fit, and they always made sense. Eight dollars is what they cost. » 1/20/14 9:51am 1/20/14 9:51am

Answers to '10 Questions Men Are Too Scared to Ask Women'

Question: Why do women get madder and madder as they ponder something irritating and stupid even when there's no point? Because shoes. No really, so, according to Redbook, men are terrified to talk to women, but it's not their fault: Ladies be confusin'. What with the talking and the mysterious food purchases, it's a… » 10/14/13 2:40pm 10/14/13 2:40pm

Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think those jokes are funny. But that hasn't stopped "ladies be like food..." comparisons from being the scourge of everything from novelty Spencers Gifts bath mats to articles about... wine. » 10/02/13 1:24pm 10/02/13 1:24pm

How to Be a Man: The Newly Updated Rules

Lately we've been talking a lot about men and how they are doing more than ever to embrace women's progress and challenge old notions of masculinity. But that doesn't mean it isn't confusing for them. The pressure is still there to be "men," whatever that means, and, in fact, it seems no one is sure what it actually… » 9/24/13 12:42pm 9/24/13 12:42pm

A Night With NYC Firemen and the Women Clamoring to Date Them

"We should probably meet for a drink first." That was the consensus as I arranged for myself and two friends to attend the "Rescue Me" fireman singles party Wednesday night at a bar on the Bowery. » 5/31/13 11:58am 5/31/13 11:58am