Jezebel's Hot 100: The Men We Love, Ranked

This week, Maxim magazine revealed its annual list of the hottest 100 women Maxim editorial assistants could find this year and arbitrarily ranked them based on a top secret sexability formula made with 11 herbs and spices. Here at Jezebel, we're above that superficial bullshit* and have fashioned a similarly… » 5/20/14 5:14pm 5/20/14 5:14pm

Heads Up, Men: You Have No Secrets

A secret is something hidden on purpose — but if the "secret" is a fairly universal behavior practiced by lots of people that the average person would find utterly unsurprising ("Cats like string") then, sorry buddy, but that is not a secret to anyone but you. Which kind of makes it not a secret at all, but like a… » 4/10/14 1:41pm 4/10/14 1:41pm

The Jockstrap Double Standard: Why Men Should Wear Sexy Underwear

Two hours ago, I asked myself, "Shouldn't I be using Google Incognito?" I had been doing research for this article, and though I'm on my own computer, in my own home, I could imagine some future situation in which a search history of "sexy men's jockstraps japan" might land me in awkward waters. » 3/07/14 2:22pm 3/07/14 2:22pm

Vladimir Putin Would Win All The Gold At Sochi If He Wanted To

At last! We're finally on the cusp of the Sochi Olympics. It's a time to focus on all the extraneous inconveniences, both small and great, that, for better or worse, will be forgotten as as soon as the real action starts. But before we fully lose ourselves in a world of ice dancing and curling, we should take a minute… » 2/04/14 4:20pm 2/04/14 4:20pm

Answers to '10 Questions Men Are Too Scared to Ask Women'

Question: Why do women get madder and madder as they ponder something irritating and stupid even when there's no point? Because shoes. No really, so, according to Redbook, men are terrified to talk to women, but it's not their fault: Ladies be confusin'. What with the talking and the mysterious food purchases, it's a… » 10/14/13 2:40pm 10/14/13 2:40pm

Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think those jokes are funny. But that hasn't stopped "ladies be like food..." comparisons from being the scourge of everything from novelty Spencers Gifts bath mats to articles about... wine. » 10/02/13 1:24pm 10/02/13 1:24pm

How to Be a Man: The Newly Updated Rules

Lately we've been talking a lot about men and how they are doing more than ever to embrace women's progress and challenge old notions of masculinity. But that doesn't mean it isn't confusing for them. The pressure is still there to be "men," whatever that means, and, in fact, it seems no one is sure what it actually… » 9/24/13 12:42pm 9/24/13 12:42pm

Whatever Happened to Male Charm?

Bummerino metropolis: Apparently there was a time in U.S. history where men were actually charming. They charmed the pants off the ladies left and right with their witty remarks and suave gestures. But that's all dead now, so most of us have lived lives grateful for the mouth-breathing demonstrations of today's… » 5/30/13 2:53pm 5/30/13 2:53pm