Attention, Milwaukee Brewers: Please Wash Your Hands

Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy and pitching coach Rick Kranitz reportedly have pinkeye. Gross. To prevent further cases, the team's banning high-fives until the contagion goes away. Another way to prevent further cases is by washing your damn hands, you disgusting baseball players. » 3/13/15 3:01pm 3/13/15 3:01pm

Hank The Dog Is Officially Best Of All The Dogs

Hank the dog, the very good dog that was adopted by the Milwaukee Brewers last spring after stumbling, half-dead, into the team's spring training facility, was named Dog of the Year at last night's World Dog Awards. Yes, shut up, that's a real thing. It aired on network TV and everything. » 1/16/15 9:57am 1/16/15 9:57am

Get Ready For The Bud Selig Experience

Do you hate your family? Bring them to a baseball game, but instead of watching baseball, force them to learn about the life and times of Bud Selig. » 12/16/14 11:35am 12/16/14 11:35am

Brewers Eliminated; Fans Left With Sheets Of Useless Playoff Tickets

The Milwaukee Brewers spent 150 days in first place this season, but they did not make the playoffs: the team was officially eliminated after yesterday's 5-3 loss to the Reds. Milwaukee's collapse provided us with Brewers fans taking sad photos of their now-meaningless postseason tickets. It's not your fault, Hank the… » 9/26/14 10:24am 9/26/14 10:24am

Giancarlo Stanton Removed On Stretcher After Fastball To The Face

Giancarlo Stanton left tonight's Marlins-Brewers game in the fifth inning after a Mike Fiers fastball hit him square in the face. A stretcher and cart was necessary to get the Miami slugger off the field. » 9/11/14 10:20pm 9/11/14 10:20pm

One Triumphant Little Girl Emerges Out Of A Foul Ball Frenzy

A Michael Morse foul pop floated into the stands in today's Giants-Brewers game, and when it landed, fans descended upon it like wolves upon prey. While those saps were still looking, one girl behind everyone shot up victoriously with the baseball in her hand. » 8/07/14 7:00pm 8/07/14 7:00pm

Carlos Gomez Is A Dancing Ninja Turtle

Mark Reynolds was a guest on MLB Network's Yukfest Live with human balloon-from-the-supermarket-checkout-line Kevin Millar and Chris Rose Wednesday afternoon and got himself videobombed by Carlos Gomez. This was no run-of-the-mill videobomb, though, Gomez was dressed up as Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.… » 7/24/14 11:10pm 7/24/14 11:10pm

Jean Segura's Nine-Month-Old Son Passed Away

Milwaukee Brewers shortstop Jean Segura learned after last night's game against the Cardinals that his infant son, Janniel, passed away in the Dominican Republic. According to manager Ron Roenicke, he had been battling an undisclosed illness but, as recently as yesterday, the family thought he was getting better.… » 7/12/14 4:12pm 7/12/14 4:12pm

Brewers Outfielder Logan Schafer Eats It

Brewers outfielder Logan Schafer totally lost his footing today while fielding a hit, or maybe he tripped over an invisible turtle. We can't really rule out that possibility. » 7/06/14 4:20pm 7/06/14 4:20pm

Benches Clear After Carlos Gomez Tries To Break Up Double Play

Carlos Gomez and Ian Desmond came together for a brief colloquy in the bottom of the eighth of today's Nationals-Brewers game, and another day of midseason baseball was momentarily enlivened by bitchcakes umbrage between grown-ass men. » 6/25/14 6:59pm 6/25/14 6:59pm

Corey Dickerson Boned Himself Out Of An Inside-The-Park Home Run

With his team down 6-4 in the bottom of the ninth inning of yesterday's game against the Brewers, Corey Dickerson stepped to the plate and ripped a pitch into the right-field wall. With the ball caroming sharply into no-man's land, it looked like Dickerson had himself a guaranteed triple and a possible homer. A bad… » 6/23/14 11:16am 6/23/14 11:16am

Brewers Score Three Runs On Wild Pitch

Here's something you don't see every day: a bases-clearing wild pitch. With the bases loaded for Aramis Ramirez in the top of the third, Rockies starter Christian Friedrich threw a wild pitch that Michael McKenry couldn't handle and one run scored. Then McKenry threw it past Friedrich as he tried to cover home, and… » 6/21/14 6:29pm 6/21/14 6:29pm

Cards Manager Mike Matheny Didn't Like Jonathan Lucroy's All-Star Ad

Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy's All-Star ad poked fun at the St. Louis Cardinals, their NL Central rivals, and it was legitimately funny. Today, someone asked St. Louis manager Mike Matheny for his thoughts on the anti-Cardinals spot, and he thought it was hilarious. Nah, just kidding. » 6/18/14 9:05pm 6/18/14 9:05pm

Brewers Catcher Jonathan Lucroy's Anti-Cardinals All-Star Ad Is Perfect

Milwaukee Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy's making a push to get voted into this season's All-Star Game, and his anti-Yadier Molina, anti-Cardinals message features the kind of mudslinging one could only find in a local political ad. » 6/17/14 8:20pm 6/17/14 8:20pm

Carlos Gomez Googled "Rich-People Conversations" To Talk To Ryan Braun

There are many things about Carlos Gomez that are delightful, and this week's issue of Sports Illustrated contains an anecdote about Gomez that will make you want to be best friends with him. » 5/16/14 9:33am 5/16/14 9:33am

How Carlos Gomez Unfixed His Swing And Turned On The Power

Most hitting changes are subtle and small. Even to the trained eye it can take time to notice a change a hitter may have made months ago. The emergence of Carlos Gomez, All-Star, goes hand in hand with a swing change he made at some point between July 6 and 23, 2012. » 5/07/14 10:49am 5/07/14 10:49am

Ryan Braun Hits Jean Segura In Head With Bat

In the first inning of Saturday's game against the Cubs, Ryan Braun—going through his typical warm-up routine in the hole before making his way into the on-deck circle—struck Jean Segura in the head as he whipped his bat around. Segura was taken out of the game and helped back into the locker room. He wound up with a… » 4/27/14 9:30am 4/27/14 9:30am