The NFL's Demands For A Super Bowl Host City Include Lots Of Free Stuff

If you've ever wondered what it takes for a city to win a Super Bowl—outside of a relatively new stadium—the NFL's demands have been leaked for your perusal. To sum it up, the Shield wants a ridiculous amount of no-cost shit. » 6/08/14 9:45am 6/08/14 9:45am

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Has Amazing Campaign Ad

This is Jeff Wagner. He's running for mayor of Minneapolis, and he wants the people in his great city to "Wake the fuck up!" He's also not afraid to let you see his penis. » 9/13/13 2:20pm 9/13/13 2:20pm

No One Notices The Spurs Because No One Notices San Antonio

Here's a working barstool-grade theory as to why, during its dynastic run to four (perhaps soon five) titles since 1999, America still embraces the San Antonio Spurs with a yawn and a why are you still here? squint. This phenomenon has flustered if not baffled sports cognoscenti for years. But they play pure,… » 6/08/13 4:11pm 6/08/13 4:11pm

To Minnesota Weatherman, A Tornado Warning Was More Important Than…

Here's what tipster B. Hurley sent in to explain why soccer fans in the Greater Twin Cities region are so pissed off at their local Fox affiliate's "meteorologist" for interfering with the UEFA Champions League final yesterday: » 5/29/11 6:30pm 5/29/11 6:30pm