James Taylor Premieres New, Awful Song About The Red Sox At Fenway

Formerly great singer-songwriter James Taylor is known around the world as the beloved performer of hits like “Fire And Rain” and “Carolina In My Mind,” but not for much longer. Once people find out about his newest release, titled “Angels of Fenway,” Taylor’s legacy and reputation will be so thoroughly wrecked he is… » 5/04/15 10:00am Yesterday 10:00am

Reminder: Mike Trout Is Still Out Here Doing Dope Baseball Things

Sometimes it’s hard for me to remember that Mike Trout, who has been doing amazing shit on the field for the last four seasons, is still just 23 years old and hasn’t actually been around that long. It’s one of those things that sometimes happens with guys who are so good so early in their career: every great play is… » 5/01/15 12:13pm Friday 12:13pm

Rookie Pitcher Gives Up Homer While Mom Gives Interview In The Stands

Reds pitcher Michael Lorenzen made his major-league debut yesterday, which means the broadcast included an obligatory in-game interview in the stands with Lorenzen’s mom. The interview was carrying on as these things normally do, until Adam Lind crushed a Lorenzen fastball over the center-field fence. » 4/30/15 11:57am Thursday 11:57am

The Empty Orioles Game Was Fine, But It Could've Used More Swearing

The thump of the glove and the crack of the bat were audible in today’s White Sox-Orioles game with no attendance, but the lack of fans allowed new sounds, too: the rattling of the foul ball bouncing around the empty seats, the cheers and applause of teammates, the movement of phlegm as someone cleared their throat. » 4/29/15 4:25pm Wednesday 4:25pm