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    Brazil Thrill: "This is completely unfair! The commissioner didn't even give us a chance to buy the MVP!" -- Hank Steinbrenner more »
    Weed Against Speed: Fine, I will surrender my calculator, but you'll have to pry this abacus out of my cold, dead hands, good sir. more »
    Chris Hanson's Axe: But Miguel Cabrera had the highest BLEERP in the AL!! Are you kidding me?? more »
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    Stev D: But I am so close to proving the existance of Nefi Perez. more »
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    Stev D: Hey, it's that guy who hung out with everyone's Dad in high school but died in a car accident the summer after graduation. more »
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