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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    02:25 PM

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    This happens to everyone who lives in the North Side long enough. #sammysosa
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    09:14 AM

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    I always knew that Menudo would lead the zombie apocalypse! #sammysosa
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    08:32 AM

    In reply to Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
    He should change his name to Nick Sixforfortyseven. #nickswisher
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    08:27 AM

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    For you cheesy 80's/90's B-movie fans, he's starting to resemble large-chinned baddie Robert Z'Dar. #sammysosa
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01:56 AM

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    Nice try with the "lighting" excuse. His wife looks the same as she's ever looked. #sammysosa
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/08/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin

    If he's going to look like that from now on, he needs to get a new wife. I have a suggestion... #sammysosa
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/08/09

    In reply to Metrodome Memories Are A Little Pathetic
    Yeah, Barry, stupid fans paying ridiculous prices for meaningless pieces of stadium junk sure is worthy of ridicule.

    I mean, look at all those idiot Yankees fans!

    [deadspin.com] #minnesotatwins
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/08/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    So now that we have our answer, we can all go back to pretending Sosa never existed.

    Says you; that image will haunt my dreams forever. #sammysosa
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    Image of KassiaHaoe KassiaHaoe
    11/08/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: They say hundreds of people across the globe see that face every night in their dreams. #sammysosa
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    11/08/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
    When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture

    -every single escort #sammysosa
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/08/09

    In reply to Metrodome Memories Are A Little Pathetic
    The stuff, most of it ephemera, was piled on folding tables along 15 sections of the Dome's concourse

    Isn't ephemera on the banned substance list? #minnesotatwins
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
    Dear Nick, I feel like I can call you Nick because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. #nickswisher
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    11/08/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: I'm sure our relationship would be a real home run. #nickswisher
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?
    Wait, $500/hour is expensive for a lawyer? Why did Bobby Big Wheel charge me $7000 and my spleen to get out of a parking ticket. #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He only wanted your spleen? Damn.

    /rubs lower back gingerly #timlincecum
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?
    Are we sure that the fine wasn't for having only 3.3 grams? "Come on son, you're wasting our time here." #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: That's actually, more than likely, the exact reason. Paranoiacs don't like to admit it, but the dreaded "man" doesn't give a shit about the occasional marijuana possession, or the small-time or first-time toker. It is more hassle than it is worth to process the paperwork for someone with only a few grams on them, unless it is involved with something bigger, like when it is compounded with other drugs or they have links to dealers.

    I'm not sure if Weed is just being sarcastic, but yeah, the law could care less about someone with Lincecum's basic case: first time user, overall good record, willingness to cooperate, nothing else on the radar. Get him out of here, send him on his way; too much paperwork to bring the hammer down on someone like that, famous or no.

    Surprise! They're not out to get you. Sorry. #timlincecum
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: Willie Nelson has 3.3 grams under his cuticles. #timlincecum
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    Image of Nibbles, chew through my ball sack Nibbles, chew through my ball sack
    11/08/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: As someone who works for "the man," the only counter I have to your arguement is this: if the officer who pulled him over didn't care about the 3.3 grams, then why didn't he just leave it on the side of the highway, the way many many many cops do when they find such a small amount of weed that it isn't worth messing with?

    For what it's worth, you're right about most officers not caring about such a small little deal. I'd way rather find someone driving recklessly and give them a ticket than I would hammer someone for a "personal amount" of weed. #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/08/09

    @Nibbles, chew through my ball sack: There's more than just police officers in the American legal system. I don't even know why I'm responding or why I started this at all.

    #waywaywayyyyofftopic
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    In reply to 'Hooray For Mannywood, That Screwy Ballyhooey Mannywood'
    Andy Dufresne, however, will. #losangelesdodgers
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    I thought Mitch Kramer didn't have any weed, man. #timlincecum
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