Idiot Referee Makes Possibly The Worst Call In UFC History

On the prelims of tonight's UFC Fight Night event in Rio de Janeiro, airing on Fox Sports 2, lightweight Leandro Silva—the fighter wearing orange in the video below—defeated Drew Dober by ... who the fuck knows? » 3/21/15 9:21pm 3/21/15 9:21pm

"Gary In Menlo Park. Gary, You're On The Herd With An Imbecile"

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Everything You Know About Cramps Is Wrong, And Gatorade Is Full Of Shit

It looked bad, LeBron getting Paul Pierced off the court, a Finals opener sliding wetly to an uneventful end, Gatorade trolling down from the ramparts of for-profit pseudo-science. » 6/06/14 4:17pm 6/06/14 4:17pm

Moron Takes Selfie With Carlsbad Wildfire

It's been a bad week for idiots and selfies, so here's a guy in San Diego grabbing a selfie with a wildfire—one that's forced tens of thousands of evacuations. » 5/14/14 3:38pm 5/14/14 3:38pm

Jason Whitlock Is Sad He Can't Win A Pulitzer, So We Made A Special…

We at Deadspin can't bear the thought of hardworking, important, tell-it-like-it-is writers being denied the pleasure of winning major awards. That's why we were so heartbroken this morning for Fox Sports columnist and nascent dwarf planet Jason Whitlock, who took to his alma mater's daily newspaper to pour out his… » 2/07/13 11:10am 2/07/13 11:10am

Dear Fireman Ed: F-U-C-K Off! Off! Off!

In case you missed it, unofficial Jets mascot Fireman Ed, whose claim to fame is going to Jets games and spelling one word very loudly, "retired" yesterday. And the best part is that he retired because people at the stadium were just too darn mean to him: » 11/26/12 10:07am 11/26/12 10:07am

Dan Snyder Does An Interview! (For His Own TV Show. With A Fifth…

The last time Dan Snyder subjected himself to the terrifying bright lights of a studio interview, it was June, and it was bullshit. Back then, he went on the D.C. affiliates of FOX and NBC and agreed to pretend that his flack, Tony Wyllie, hadn't planted every single question. It was so scripted that the two… » 10/21/11 12:25pm 10/21/11 12:25pm

Look At This U-18 Canadian Water Polo Player Trying To Blow Up A…

There goes your scholarship, boyo. The intelligent young man you see here neglecting to cover his face with his hood but flashing some nifty Nike Dunk Highs(?) has been identified as Nathan Kotylak, who plays the sport of water polo at a very impressive level and looks remarkably at ease lighting a rag stuffed in the… » 6/17/11 5:10pm 6/17/11 5:10pm

Dan Snyder's Latest Media Blitz Makes Everyone Look Like A Simpering Ass

Dan Snyder doesn't do many interviews. The reason: When Dan Snyder opens his mouth, he embarrasses himself. The Redskins owner appears comfortable only when speaking in sound bites about how his blood runs "burgundy and gold." So it came as a surprise last week when Snyder sat down with the DC affiliates of FOX and… » 6/01/11 11:35am 6/01/11 11:35am

Having A Heart Attack? Call Up Sports Talk Radio

Very devoted listener "Smokey" wouldn't let a little myocardial infarction stop him from calling in to Paul Finebaum's show this afternoon. He even got the ER nurse to confirm, as if we'd think he was any weirder for making this up. » 2/10/11 5:35pm 2/10/11 5:35pm