Jayson Williams Is Sober, Gunless, Brutally Honest, And Determined Not To Go Back To Prison

When last we saw former NBA All-Star Jayson Williams, he was pleading guilty to aggravated assault in the 2002 accidental shooting death of his chauffeur. That was more than two years ago. Including a separate guilty plea for drunken driving, Williams spent 26 months in jail before being released in April. Across the… »6/20/12 6:35pm6/20/12 6:35pm

Kanye West Claims He Could Have Jay-Z Drop Kris Humphries From The Nets In New Song "Theraflu" [NSFW]

So here's something you may or may not know. Kanye West released a new song on Wednesday called "Theraflu." In the song, Kanye drops the following lyric: "And I'll admit, I fell in love with Kim / ‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit' him/ Well that's cool, baby girl, do ya thing / Lucky I ain't have Jay… »4/07/12 6:00pm4/07/12 6:00pm

John Calipari Used To Make A Nets Intern Defend Him By Calling Into New York Talk Radio

Now that John Calipari has finally won an NCAA championship, Adrian Wojnarowski has written something over at Yahoo that posits the Knicks' job as Calipari's potential next step. Wojnarowski is a terrific reporter, so the rationale behind his suggestion—money, the spotlight, leverage, Calipari's bitterness over his… »4/04/12 5:10pm4/04/12 5:10pm

New Nets Arena Will Sell "Brooklyn Water" That's Made In Florida

"Made," obviously, getting scare quotes because it's water. In fact, let's use some more scare quotes. The Barclays Center, as part of its stated goal to use local vendors and products, will sell "Brooklyn Water" that's bottled in Florida but "Brooklynized," then shipped to Brooklyn. Where the Nets will play… »3/19/12 4:05pm3/19/12 4:05pm

Here's The Gerald Green Dunk Everybody's Talking About

This simple play is the genesis for a litany of questions. Among them: Gerald Green is still in the NBA? (Yes, on a ten-day contract with the Nets.) Where has he been? (In the D-League, mostly, but also playing in China and Russia.) Why has the NBA beaten the punch to would-be screencappers to upload this highlight… »3/10/12 11:37pm3/10/12 11:37pm

Nets Owner Loses Russian Presidential Election Thanks To "Fucking Fuckwits"

It was a long cold Sunday for New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, who decided a few months ago to challenge Vladimir Putin in the 2012 Russian presidential election. Nyet, Prokhorov! Nyet! As we've noted before, Putin is not only strong leader who crush enemy like Black Sea mosquito but also manliest sportsman of… »3/05/12 1:35pm3/05/12 1:35pm