Pantsless Seahawks Fan!

This guy was so elated with Seattle's win that he ran onto the field, pulled his pants down, and chugged a bottle of unknown liquid while CenturyLink Field drank in his legs. Go Seahawks. » 1/18/15 8:15pm 1/18/15 8:15pm

New York Giants At San Francisco 49ers: Your NFC Championship Game Open…

Welcome to the last open thread before the Super Bowl. I hope you've enjoyed yourselves and continue to do so down below. » 1/22/12 6:30pm 1/22/12 6:30pm

According To One Anonymous Witness, There Was Ultra-Violence Against…

Hopefully, there's some major embellishment going on in this Craig's List apology letter from a Chicago fan or else it appears one Cheesehead got the "Chinatown" treatment yesterday. » 1/24/11 11:15am 1/24/11 11:15am

Your NFC Championship Game Open Thread

There has been no shortage of links sent in about this game. Links about tattoos. And white kids rapping about how Wisconsin weather is super hardcore. And cooked bear meat. And old-heads trying to sing. » 1/23/11 3:00pm 1/23/11 3:00pm

Adrian Peterson's Fumbles Caused By French Fry Grease?

An anonymous reader sent us this very interesting photo of Adrian Peterson eating what appears to be a very slippery lunch of seafood and chips....just hours before he dropped the football three times in Sunday's NFC Championship game. » 1/25/10 6:30pm 1/25/10 6:30pm

Your NFC Championship Open Thread

Supposedly there are more fellows playing in this game, going by the names of Bush, Peterson, Brees and others. That's not what I hear. All I hear is Favre Favre Favre. » 1/24/10 6:40pm 1/24/10 6:40pm

Chris Kluwe Says Vikings Will Control Their Bowels Against Saints

I'd like to see this drawn up on the chalkboard: "We'll have a plan that doesn't involve pooping our pants," Kluwe said, per the St. Paul Pioneer Press.[Via PFT] » 1/22/10 11:30am 1/22/10 11:30am

No, It's Not Real Pee, Officer -- It's My Artistic Interpretation Of…

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to Subject: Morning crap » 1/20/09 9:15am 1/20/09 9:15am

Congratulations, Buzzsaw

Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess. So did the Eagles, unfortunately. » 1/18/09 6:24pm 1/18/09 6:24pm

The NFC Championship Live Blog, Done Right (Not With Tagged Posts)

Will it be the desert dwellers or the East coast fellers? Which nine-win team reigns supreme? This and much more Iron Chef-style prose to follow in the live blog, aprez le jump. » 1/18/09 3:00pm 1/18/09 3:00pm

Thankfully, Simmons Picked The Cardinals

The Sports Fella, who's established himself as playoff Eddie Mush after going 0-4 last week with his predictions, takes the Cardinals and the points over the Eagles this weekend. Good omen. [Sports Fella] » 1/16/09 12:30pm 1/16/09 12:30pm

The NFC Championship Subplot May Be More Entertaining Than The Actual…

Yes, I know 95% of the football-watching population is disappointed that two 9-win teams are meeting in the NFC Championship game. Two of us are happy. » 1/12/09 6:24pm 1/12/09 6:24pm

And, Somehow, The Philadelphia Eagles Will Meet The Buzzsaw In The NFC…

Remember that short story from high school English about the hanging soldier who miraculously escapes death? And just as he's seemingly finally escaped back to the waiting arms of his wife, he's cruelly thrust back into the grim reality of the tightening noose? The narrow escape was only a dream. I still feel like I… » 1/11/09 3:51pm 1/11/09 3:51pm

NFC Championship: Second Half

Elisha has been solid, but he hasn't done quite enough to put his team in a good position. Favre is doing Favre-like things and Mike McCarthy still refuses to run the ball. One correction from the first half, it appears that Brady Poppinga has three tackles (not the six I estimated). I guess I'm just used to hearing… » 1/20/08 8:15pm 1/20/08 8:15pm

NFC Championship: First Half

Sorry for the delayed start, but we're underway in Green Bay, Wisconsin, which I'm told is positively lovely this time of year. The Packers are starting with the ball and Favre comes out in a succession of naked bootlegs. Perhaps this morning's episode of the Mayne Event was actually trying to tell us something.… » 1/20/08 6:42pm 1/20/08 6:42pm