Happy Opening Day (III of IV)

Welcome to opening day, that magical day when 30 hopeful fanbases celebrate the end of winter and the return of baseball for everyone. Except for those games in Australia last week. And the teams that played last night. And the teams that don't play until tomorrow. » 3/31/14 11:53am 3/31/14 11:53am

The Brewers Aren't Allowing Fans To Bring Their Own Porta-Potties To…

The Milwaukee Brewers, willing handmaiden to America's racing sausage industry and one of a suspiciously low number of professional baseball purveyors in the state of Wisconsin, have coupled with Waste Management, Inc to violate an essential American freedom: The right to bring your own porta-potty to the ballpark, so… » 3/30/13 4:10pm 3/30/13 4:10pm

30 Paragraphs About 30 MLB Teams From The Baseball Prospectus Crew

The following is excerpted from the team chapters and player profiles of the perpetually splendid Baseball Prospectus. You can buy the book now. And be sure to head over to the BP site this weekend for free access to their content. Projected records via BP's playoff odds report. » 3/29/13 3:32pm 3/29/13 3:32pm

Join Deadspin And Gate F For An Opening Day Extravaganza

Hey New Yorkers, what are you doing next Monday? Working? Not anymore! You're coming to Professor Thom's on 13th and 2nd avenue to watch baseball all day. The festivities will kick off at 1:00 p.m. in the private loft upstairs, and there will be plenty of drink specials, baseball, and good times for you to enjoy. Click … » 3/29/13 1:56pm 3/29/13 1:56pm

10 Historical Events That Would've Been Completed In The Interval…

1. Anglo-Zanzibar War (38 minutes)
2. Death and resurrection of Jesus (according to Bible) (36 hours)
3. October Revolution (2 days)
4. Bay of Pigs Invasion (3 days)
5. Operation Desert Fox (4 days)
6. The ground conflict of the Gulf War (4 days)
7. February Revolution (5 days)
8. Six-Day War (6 days)
9. Apollo 11… » 4/04/12 5:38pm 4/04/12 5:38pm

It Took A Self-Proclaimed "Hockey Luvin Homo" To Make A Canucks-Kings…

Your morning roundup for April 1, the day you are permitted to seek vengeance against anybody who you think has wronged you, with no legal ramifications whatsoever. » 4/01/11 9:05am 4/01/11 9:05am