Alex Rodriguez Peed On My Floor, Says Wife Of A-Rod's Cousin

We can't be much clearer than that headline. Carmen Sucart, wife of A-Rod's cousin Yuri, says a few years back, Rodriguez once came to the Sucarts' house (that A-Rod gave to them) and threatened them to keep their mouths shut about his performance-enhancing drug use. Then, he peed on the floor as a message. » 11/06/14 1:52pm 11/06/14 1:52pm

Soccer Team Issues Wonderfully Bitchy Statement Over Pee Allegations

Boreham Wood, in the sixth tier of English soccer, lost an FA Cup heartbreaker on Tuesday night at Carlisle United. Afterward, media accounts and photos showed the visitors' locker room to be a mess, including a tea kettle in a urinal, a broken door, and what was reportedly a puddle of urine on the floor. Boreham Wood… » 11/21/13 5:22pm 11/21/13 5:22pm

Minor League Baseball Stadium To Turn Urinals Into Video Game Systems

This isn't a surprising development, really, considering how much dudes enjoy video games and peeing. Coca-Cola Park, home to the Lehigh Valley IronPigs—the Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies—is set to become the first sports venue to feature "urinal gaming systems." Those are video games that you play… » 3/26/13 12:55pm 3/26/13 12:55pm

This Year, Iditarod Mushers Will Be Peeing Themselves Mid-Race With The…

The Iditarod kicked off over the weekend, and it'll be more than a week before even the best mushers complete the race. That 1000-mile trek through the Alaskan wilds is tough enough, even without having to take bathroom breaks at rest-stop Hardees or pee off the back of your sled, giggling as the stream crystalizes… » 3/05/13 6:40pm 3/05/13 6:40pm

The Lawyer For Fred Smoot, Who Double-Donged Two Hookers, Would Like…

Yesterday we passed along the news that Fred Smoot, the former cornerback best known for inserting a double-ended dildo into two prostitutes on a Vikings sex cruise, was arrested last month in Washington for a DUI. Among the information in the police affidavit: Smoot urinated down his pants leg while being processed… » 1/25/13 4:50pm 1/25/13 4:50pm

Barclays Center Guests Are Peeing Everywhere

Attention, people who go to the Barclays Center: stop peeing wherever you want. Park Slope residents are done putting up with your shit (or piss). City Council members Letitia James and Stephen Levin have been inundated with complaints from citizens, and the Barclays Center quality of life committee dealt with… » 10/18/12 12:00pm 10/18/12 12:00pm

Somebody's Been Peeing In A Minnesota High School Girls Soccer Team's…

Pee! Pee everywhere! That's what girls from Princeton (Minn.)'s soccer team say they found in their lockers Saturday morning. The pissing bandits haven't been identified, but here are the facts: Princeton's football team played host to Mound Westonka (Minn.) last Friday. Mound Westonka's team used the Princeton… » 9/12/12 6:00pm 9/12/12 6:00pm