Pig Poops On Own Balls (Photo NSFW Because Pig Is Pooping On Its Own…

Adjectives offered by Deadspin staff to describe the pig's balls: Large, weighty, absurd, massive, ponderous, colossal, tumescent, tumorous, pendulous, prodigious, balls heavy with hot pig bloatum. A.J.'s mostly concerned with the eggplant-sized poop. We all wonder if the pig might be sick, and we are concerned. » 9/08/11 7:20pm 9/08/11 7:20pm

You Say 'Monster Pig,' I Say 'Fred'

I could be wrong about this, but I think hunters would be less likely to thoughtlessly pump bullets into animals if they knew they had names. For instance, that giant pig that the 11-year-old killed? Would it have been so easy to pull the trigger (9 times) if the enormous animal had been wearing a nametag that read,… » 6/02/07 12:30pm 6/02/07 12:30pm