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Tiger's Former Mistress, Rachel Uchitel, Is "Almost Happy" Her Fiance Died On 9/11 "I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced." [New York Post, via Gawker]...

Turns Out Rachel Uchitel Used To Date Elin Nordegren's New BoyfriendAw, the poor girl. She just can't win....

With $110 Million Settlement, Elin Nordegren Can Finally Replace That Busted Car WindowElin Nordegren reportedly received $110 million in her divorce settlement. That's 11 times more than No. 1 mistress Rachel Uchitel received from No. 2 golfer Tiger Woods. In a just world, it would have been 17 times more. Or 19?...

Not a Good Day for Tiger or Mistress Uchitel

PGA Championship's next week. How's Tiger doing at his warm-up event in Akron?...

Would You Like To Have Hot Sex With Strangers You Meet On Facebook?

Then you should join the Deadspin Facebook page, which is quickly turning into the world's premiere online orgy. Look at that — more than 7,000 hot and horny people just waiting to Like your stuff. You know you want in....

It's Time For Some Tiger Woods Mistress News

This is not one of Tiger Woods's mistresses. She's just a young lass with a healthy sense of humor propping her hiney up against a painting. "Crouching lady, Tiger banging," if you will. But there's other Tiger Woods mistress news....

The Saddest Rachel Uchitel Interview In History

Rachel Uchitel, known internationally as "Tiger Woods Mistress #1," is gearing up for a new career as a correspondent for Extra. She gave a bland interview to Mario Lopez, yet spurned my own half-assed attempt at snagging one. On Facebook....

This Morning in TMZish Sports: A Tiger-Like Human Spotted At Sex Rehab

These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos....