The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of… » 11/19/13 4:23pm 11/19/13 4:23pm

Delta Gamma Promises To Punish The Girl Who Wrote That Batshit Letter

This letter, which was sent by a University of Maryland sorority sister to her "fucking AWKWARD" sisters, is a gift to the world and should be cherished by all those who are fortunate enough to read it. The Delta Gamma president and executive director, however, do not feel the same way. They have issued this… » 4/22/13 12:25pm 4/22/13 12:25pm

Crappy Tweets From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account

Rebecca Martinson, the now-infamous deranged sorority girl who told her Delta Gamma sisters at the University of Maryland chapter that they were "LITERALLY" being "so fucking AWKWARD" and "so fucking BORING" is no stranger to testing out excitingly edgy insults; her Twitter account, unfortunately deleted earlier… » 4/18/13 6:49pm 4/18/13 6:49pm

"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters

I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes. And thankfully, the remarkable email you're about to read proves all of my theories correct. From reader Erik: "This is from the University of… » 4/18/13 12:44pm 4/18/13 12:44pm