Here Are Some Houston Astros Just Chillin' With An Albino Python

"Broooo, lookit the size of that sucker!" I imagine one of the Astros exclaiming when Sunshine the Albino Python was brought in the room. "Haha, you scared bro?" another one probably quipped. "Nuh uh! If Britney can rock one around her neck, so can I!" » 2/26/15 12:31pm 2/26/15 12:31pm

Man Throws Snake At Tim Hortons Employee After Argument Over Onions

This morning, two customers got into an argument over onions with an employee at a Saskatoon Tim Hortons, and one of the men immediately ended the argument by throwing a snake. Snake coming in hot! » 12/08/14 2:10pm 12/08/14 2:10pm

If You Don't Want To Watch A Guy Fuck A Snake, Here's A Description

A video file by the name of snakefucker.mp4 is making its way around Twitter today. As you can guess by its name, it's a video of a man apparently fucking a snake. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse—it is located here. If you don't want… » 8/18/14 4:44pm 8/18/14 4:44pm

There Was A Snake In The Blazers' Locker Room Before Tonight's Game

The Portland Trail Blazers discovered an unpleasant surprise in the AT&T Center locker room before Game 2 against the Spurs. » 5/08/14 10:20pm 5/08/14 10:20pm

Trespassing Snake Brutally Murdered With Pellet Gun By Patrick Willis

And we have the gory photos from the scene thanks to Patrick Willis, who posted them to Facebook. The 49ers linebacker looks pretty pleased with with himself for successfully protecting his home from the scourge of that nonvenomous gopher snake. » 5/13/13 12:46pm 5/13/13 12:46pm

Snakebite Victim's Post-Surgery Foot Is Still Horrifying (NSFW)

You shouldn't have looked the first time. We told you not to look, but you looked anyway. You shouldn't look this time, either. Because guess what? When you suffer the most horrific snake bite of all time, that shit is still going to look gross as fuck even after surgery. Disgusting NSFW photo after the jump. » 5/01/13 5:15pm 5/01/13 5:15pm

Bear Grylls's Producer Got A Horrific Snake Bite (NSFW)

Professional adventure stager Bear Grylls tweeted this photo earlier today: "our man vs wild producer suffering from a brutal snake bite - fighting the injury with courage." You really don't want to see the rest of this photo. It is not worth your lunch. Just don't click after the jump, and you don't have to see it.… » 4/30/13 12:30pm 4/30/13 12:30pm

This Is Why You Should Have A Snake-Venom Kit With You In The Woods

Big Daddy Lawler is a fellow who hosts an outdoors show every Saturday morning on a radio station in Thomasville, Ala. On his Facebook wall yesterday, Big Daddy posted a story and a photo from a reader named Chad, who on Sunday had been bitten by a rattlesnake. We've cropped the photo above, but you can see it below. » 4/26/13 3:21pm 4/26/13 3:21pm

Kobe Bryant Hisses Like A Snake On The Court, According To Jordan…

Yesterday's installment of Dan Le Batard's ESPN podcast featured a segment in which Le Batard is joined by Wizards guard Jordan Crawford. The ensuing conversation isn't anything special, save for this anecdote about Crawford's experience matching up against Kobe Bryant (transcription courtesy of DC Sports Bog): » 2/08/13 3:55pm 2/08/13 3:55pm

The PGA Tour Reminds Us Yet Again That South Carolina Is A Deathswamp

This video, of a big-ass alligator eating a big-ass snake, comes from yesterday's round one action in the PGA Championship, at Kiawah Island. NBD. Happens all the time. Back in April at the Heritage Classic in Hilton Head, the gators were actually threatening the caddies. Gator Golf is not nearly as much fun as … » 8/10/12 1:05pm 8/10/12 1:05pm

Poor Dumb Snake Eats Golf Balls Thinking They're Eggs

It's almost cruel, what an Australian farmer did: he put golf balls in his chickens' nests to encourage them to lay eggs. Does that work? Well, it fooled a coastal carpet python, who swallowed two of them. » 3/28/12 6:05pm 3/28/12 6:05pm

This Is What Happens When The Commonwealth Games Are Attacked By…

Newspaper ledes you'll hopefully never see in America: "Fierce langur monkeys and snake charmers have been deployed at several Commonwealth Games venues across New Delhi to try to protect athletes and delegates from simian and reptile attack." [NZH](ViaTom Kolak) » 9/28/10 6:45pm 9/28/10 6:45pm

Pete Carroll: Master Pranksmith

Carroll hid a fake snake in the Gatorade cooler, and filmed the results. Credit where credit is due: getting large men to scream and hop around like girls will never not be funny. » 8/26/10 2:50pm 8/26/10 2:50pm

Mariotti Is Tired Of These Mother****ing Snakes In This Mother****ing…

Here's one thing we love about baseball: It doesn't matter how old you are; Little League, college, majors ... everything completely and utterly stops when someone sees a snake. You could be making millions of bucks; jaded, aloof, lawyered up and possibly juiced, and it doesn't matter. "Hey man, check it out! I heard… » 3/14/07 12:45pm 3/14/07 12:45pm