The Brilliant, Crazy Sorority Girl Emailer Has Left Delta Gamma

You will recall the heady days of a week ago, when we first published an email from a Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. "I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU"? Ring a bell? » 4/25/13 10:17am 4/25/13 10:17am

Delta Gamma Promises To Punish The Girl Who Wrote That Batshit Letter

This letter, which was sent by a University of Maryland sorority sister to her "fucking AWKWARD" sisters, is a gift to the world and should be cherished by all those who are fortunate enough to read it. The Delta Gamma president and executive director, however, do not feel the same way. They have issued this statement in … » 4/22/13 12:25pm 4/22/13 12:25pm

"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters

I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes. And thankfully, the remarkable email you're about to read proves all of my theories correct. From reader Erik: "This is from the University of Maryland.… » 4/18/13 12:44pm 4/18/13 12:44pm