Local News Anchor Has No Idea Who Mo Farah Is, Asks Him If He's Ever…

You remember Mo Farah, right? He's the Somali-born runner who became the darling of the 2012 Summer Olympics after winning gold in the 10,000 meter and 5,000 meter races. How could you forget the man who gave us this image? » 2/26/13 9:50am 2/26/13 9:50am

How Can Wrestling Stay In The Olympics? Let's Start With Vacations And…

So how can wrestling save itself from extinction as an Olympic sport? Maybe it needs to start bribing the shit out of members of the International Olympic Committee, preferably with vacations and hookers. » 2/14/13 2:30pm 2/14/13 2:30pm

The IOC Eliminates Wrestling From The 2020 Olympics, For Some Reason

Yesterday, members of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) convened in order to decide which of the 26 core Olympic sports would be dropped from the 2020 summer games in order to make room for the inclusion of a new sport. Everybody thought that the IOC was going to bring the axe down on modern pentathlon,… » 2/12/13 10:20am 2/12/13 10:20am

Who Owns Team USA: Nike Wins The Olympic Gold Medal Count

It's been 20 years since the Dream Team's Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Magic Johnson showed the world which loyalties truly matter at the Olympics, wrapping themselves in the American flag on the gold-medal podium to cover up the Reebok logo on their warmups. So here in 2012, the United States won the London… » 8/16/12 5:00pm 8/16/12 5:00pm

NBCmetrics: China Got 16 Fewer Olympic Medals Than The United States,…

We've been analyzing NBC's primetime Olympics coverage sort of the way we analyze SportsCenter in Bristolmetrics, breaking down what countries the Peacock is talking about, and which athletes are getting the most attention. Here's your final installment, with the grand totals. » 8/14/12 5:12pm 8/14/12 5:12pm

United States Wins Medal Count, Is The Best Country Ever At Sports

Well, it's official—the United States is the best country at a collection of regular sports and a whole bunch of random weirdo sports, as determined by an international competition staged every four years. America won both the gold (46) and overall (104) medal counts. These colors do not bleed, China. [Medal Count] » 8/12/12 1:52pm 8/12/12 1:52pm

Russia Accuses Olympic Boxing Of Shadiness

At this point, boxing couldn't even beat its rap as a sham if it paid off every person who ever thought about boxing. Things are especially bad for your sport, though, when the Russians are accusing you of being below board. That's exactly what Russian sports minister, Vitaly Mutko has said about the London Olympics,… » 8/12/12 12:25pm 8/12/12 12:25pm

Ryan Hall Pulled Up Lame In The Men's Marathon

"Sure, God made the universe," Jake Mooney noted in this space back before the Olympics started, "but can he coach an American marathoner to Olympic gold?" » 8/12/12 11:45am 8/12/12 11:45am

South Korean Soccer Player Did Not Receive His Medal Because Of Politics

Park Jong-soo played all 90 minutes in South Korea's 2-0 win over Japan in Friday's bronze medal game. As he walked off the field he held up the sign you see, which apparently reads "Dokdo is our territory." The reference is to a group of islands between South Korea and Japan in waters (the Sea of Japan, or the East… » 8/12/12 11:20am 8/12/12 11:20am

Your Daily Olympic Schedule: August 12 - Day 17

In effort to save you the time that it takes to both find and decipher the NBC Olympics schedule while trying to figure out which events are even worth watching, we've created our own (better) daily schedule of Olympic events. All events are listed in Eastern Daylight Time (no math) at the time that they actually… » 8/12/12 11:04am 8/12/12 11:04am

McKayla Maroney's Meme Knowledge Is...Impressive

Most impressive. Here is a photo Maroney posted to instagram with teammates Aly Raisman and Kyla Ross posing for a picture at their hotel maybe? Trying to get in a quick swim. Their luck ran out however, as they were informed the pool's closed. » 8/11/12 5:00pm 8/11/12 5:00pm

Teddy Atlas And Bob Papa Kicked Out Of Boxing Arena; NBC Doesn't Really…

The International Amateur Boxing Association claimed that NBC's announcers were "disturbing" the judges with their criticism and requested that organizers remove them from their ringside position. NBC was the only entity granted a ringside position and organizers politely suggested that maybe they take their… » 8/11/12 4:00pm 8/11/12 4:00pm

Your Daily Olympic Schedule: August 11 - Day 16

In effort to save you the time that it takes to both find and decipher the NBC Olympics schedule while trying to figure out which events are even worth watching, we've created our own (better) daily schedule of Olympic events. All events are listed in Eastern Daylight Time (no math) at the time that they actually… » 8/11/12 11:02am 8/11/12 11:02am

Jeneba Tarmoh Jobbed Again, Did Not Race In 4x100 Relay Final

Allyson Felix is having a great time in London. She won gold in "her baby," the 200m, and last night she was part of the relay team that took gold along with fellow star Carmelita Jeter. The only down moment for Felix came last Saturday, when she finished a disappointing fifth in the women's 100m. Carmelita Jeter won… » 8/11/12 10:00am 8/11/12 10:00am

NBCmetrics: On Wednesday Night, NBC Mentioned The United States More…

During the Olympics, we'll be analyzing NBC's primetime coverage sort of the way we analyze SportsCenter in Bristolmetrics. We'll break down what countries the Peacock is talking about, and which athletes are getting the most attention. » 8/10/12 4:45pm 8/10/12 4:45pm

USA Basketball: America Plays The Olympics In God Mode

There is something almost inherently unlikable about Team USA basketball. Our basketball heroes stand at the heart of the American attitude toward international competition—a belief system with a one-line catechism, "Are we winning?" and for which the Olympics is the most ecstatic of holy festivals. Thus NBC focuses… » 8/10/12 12:45pm 8/10/12 12:45pm

Your Daily Olympic Schedule: August 10 - Day 15

In effort to save you the time that it takes to both find and decipher the NBC Olympics schedule while trying to figure out which events are even worth watching, we've created our own (better) daily schedule of Olympic events. All events are listed in Eastern Daylight Time (no math) at the time that they actually… » 8/10/12 3:00am 8/10/12 3:00am

NBCmetrics: Of The 20 Most-Mentioned Athletes On Tuesday Night, 17 Were…

During the Olympics, we'll be analyzing NBC's primetime coverage sort of the way we analyze SportsCenter in Bristolmetrics. We'll break down what countries the Peacock is talking about, and which athletes are getting the most attention. » 8/09/12 6:20pm 8/09/12 6:20pm

Your Daily Olympic Schedule: August 9 - Day 14

In effort to save you the time that it takes to both find and decipher the NBC Olympics schedule while trying to figure out which events are even worth watching, we've created our own (better) daily schedule of Olympic events. All events are listed in Eastern Daylight Time (no math) at the time that they actually… » 8/09/12 3:00am 8/09/12 3:00am