When Will The Media Elite Stop Tearing Down Our White Heroes?

Every debate needs comic relief, and God bless him, Rush Limbaugh is always good for that. The former director of promotions for the Kansas City Royals in the early 1980s, and at one time the word's fifth-leading importer of OxyContin (behind Brazil), Limbaugh has become in recent years obsessed with the race of NFL… » 2/08/07 11:00am 2/08/07 11:00am

Hey, Why Is Kenny Chesney Suddenly Calling Me?

In our original neck of the woods in Mattoon, Ill., NFL loyalties are rather split. Some people root for the Chicago Bears (four hours away), some root for the Indianapolis Colts (90 minutes away) and some odd souls hopped on the Rams bandwagon (two hours away). (Some insane people stuck with the former Buzzsaw That… » 2/07/07 3:00pm 2/07/07 3:00pm

It Washes Away Memories From The Sidewalks Of Life

When we look back at Super Bowl XLI in a few years, what will we remember most? The Sex Cannon's free-flying vertical missives into the night? Tony Dungy at last setting race relations straight in this country? Jimmy Fallon sitting next to Janet Reno on a couch? We figure the lasting image of Super Bowl XLI will be of… » 2/05/07 10:30am 2/05/07 10:30am

Perhaps He Was Looking Forward Too Much To Next New Years Eve

We know this has been beaten into the ground by now, but really do consider it instructive to think of not only of the Indianapolis Colts as the St. Louis Cardinals, but also the Chicago Bears as the Detroit Tigers. In the former example, a team that had earned much recent success finally won a championship with one… » 2/05/07 9:15am 2/05/07 9:15am

Your Uninspiring Super Bowl Champion Colts

In one of the duller, more sloppy Super Bowls we can remember — it was kind of the equivalent of this year's World Series, actually — the Indianapolis Colts have won the NFL Championship. We're back from our labors — and labors they were indeed — at CBS and happy to back here. Congratulations, Indianapolis; we will… » 2/04/07 10:11pm 2/04/07 10:11pm

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim…

Maxim's Superbowl Shitshow party was everything one could hope for and so much more. The Sagamore Hotel transformed itself into a beachfront paradise with celebrities and athletes, and, of course FredEx and his Godly hands cavorting about the joint. Freddie Mitchell was attached to Irishman Brady Quinn and Julius… » 2/03/07 3:00pm 2/03/07 3:00pm