Mike Francesa Has A Police Escort To New Orleans For The Super Bowl

The Legend of Mike Francesa continues to grow. Months removed from falling asleep mid-interview and days removed from screwing contestants of his Super Bowl ticket giveaway extravaganza, comes news that the Sports Pope arrived on his flight to New Orleans out of LaGuardia in Queens, N.Y., via police escort.
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The 15 Most Surreal Moments From 2012's Sports-Related Next Media…

Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese animation company that produces short cartoons recapping the news of the day, has its best muse in sports, where the lines between good and evil lend themselves to pictures of angry video game characters, and events are just cartoonish enough to spark the overactive NMA imagination. … » 12/29/12 10:45am 12/29/12 10:45am

Mitt Romney Explains Super Bowl 46 In The Stiffest Way Imaginable

Mitt appeared on our friend Paul Finebaum's show today and talked football like an average American! To wit: "This last Super Bowl was a hard one to take. A catch in the final moments, which was a spectacular catch, dashed our hopes once again." See, definitely not a robot! [NYT] » 3/12/12 6:25pm 3/12/12 6:25pm

Él Es Fiesta: Sterling Moore Went To IHOP Just Two Days After Losing…

This soon after a heartbreaking loss, It is an insult to every long-suffering fan for a player to go to a reasonably priced national chain. Perhaps Moore should be spending a little more time thinking about what more he could have done to help his team on Super Bowl Sunday, and a little less time eating pancakes. [ » 2/10/12 4:45pm 2/10/12 4:45pm

Boston Glee Party: Brandon Spikes Is Joking Around With Fans Just Five …

Just another example of professional athletes not knowing the proper way to act after a loss, as established by Rodney Harrison. Perhaps Spikes should be spending a little more time thinking about what more he could have done to help his team on Super Bowl Sunday, and a little less time "grinch smiling." [Twitter] » 2/10/12 4:20pm 2/10/12 4:20pm

Sunshine Patriot: Chad Ochocinco Sure Looks Happy Just Five Days After …

The fun police have been alerted, and Rodney Harrison is en route. Perhaps Ochocinco should be spending a little more time thinking about what more he could have done to help his team on Super Bowl Sunday, and a little less time smiling. [Twitter] » 2/10/12 3:35pm 2/10/12 3:35pm

Toilet Use In NYC Jumped 13 Percent In The Immediate Aftermath Of The…

It wasn't enough to overwhelm the sewage system, but according to the city's Department of Environmental Protection, the surge caused the water level at a nearby reservoir to drop by two inches. Which means a lot of fans were holding much more than just their breath. » 2/09/12 5:30pm 2/09/12 5:30pm

Rodney Harrison Is An Idiot. Let Rob Gronkowski Dance!

You may have seen this video of Pats tight end Rob Gronkowski and tackle Matt Light, fresh off of losing the Super Bowl, doing what I would be probably be doing if I just lost the biggest game of my life: getting shitfaced, dancing shirtless, and trying to get laid. But of course, Rodney Harrison doesn't approve of… » 2/09/12 1:41pm 2/09/12 1:41pm

This Looks Like A Fortified Sniper's Nest At The Super Bowl

Some photos with no backstory are making the rounds, showing what appears to be an Indianapolis police sniper checking out his post in the rafters of Lucas Oil Stadium in the hours or days before the Super Bowl, a post that would be manned when the game began. Yes, we know there's nothing surprising about trained… » 2/07/12 7:35pm 2/07/12 7:35pm

Math Says If Wes Welker Catches That Ball, The Patriots Win

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 2/07/12 2:06pm 2/07/12 2:06pm

under-threw a deep ball intended for Rob Gronkowski. Chase Blackburn was able to reel in the…

"Was That A Sasquatch?” The Misery Of Watching Canadian Super Bowl Ads

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 2/07/12 10:50am 2/07/12 10:50am

Rob Gronkowski Post-Super Bowl Dance Videos Begin To Surface

Yesterday we published photos of Rob Gronkowski and Matt Light mourning their Super Bowl loss by dancing shirtless onstage to LMFAO at the Patriots post-game party. Today brings video, supposedly, of Gronkowski warming up his gimpy ankle before taking the stage with LMFAO. It comes to us from Barstool Sports. » 2/07/12 10:41am 2/07/12 10:41am