Browns Fans Allegedly Ditched Kids At Home To Tailgate Game

Police cited three Maple Heights, Ohio, parents for child endangering after they left their five children at home while the adult went to tailgate the Sept. 21 Ravens-Browns game. The kids were all between 7 and 10 years old. » 9/29/14 6:50pm 9/29/14 6:50pm

"It Was My Sperm": Eagles-Fan Dad Wants Credit For Son's Hot Tub…

There's a lot to love about this video. First of all, it's not about making cheesesteaks. Second of all: fuck yeah, Philadelphia. This is the way to tailgate: four dudes in an outdoor hot tub drinking Wild Turkey in chilly-ass Philadelphia. » 1/04/14 4:02pm 1/04/14 4:02pm

There Will Be No Tailgating At The Super Bowl

In a press conference held at a train station, a consortium of semi-important men in suits announced that you'd better not drive to the Super Bowl, or else. » 12/09/13 3:41pm 12/09/13 3:41pm

The Sneaky Public Drinker's Guide To Impromptu Tailgating

Massachusetts has a lot going for it. First and foremost, it's a really fun word to say. We also have a lot of apples here, plus more peaches than you'd think. And I can't say for certain, but I assume we still have unparalleled access to the Funky Bunch. » 10/04/13 2:00pm 10/04/13 2:00pm

What The Hell Do I Cook For My Tailgate?

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger removal you've been embarrassed to ask can finally receive the berating they goddamn deserve. Also: answers. Send all your even-vaguely-food-related questions to albertburneko@gmail.com with the subject… » 10/02/13 3:35pm 10/02/13 3:35pm

Police Officer Suspended For Dunking His Head In A Bucket Of Urine At A…

Is your pride worth $450? That's how much one Browns fan earned from his friends for sticking his head into a bucket of human piss, before Cleveland's Week 6 game last month. He was none the worse for wear, and the Browns won, so it seemed like the man identified only as "Phil" wouldn't regret his decision. » 11/15/12 10:30am 11/15/12 10:30am

Here Is A Baby Doing A Keg Stand

Police are still trying to determine if this is actually a baby doing a keg stand or merely the appearance of a baby doing a keg stand. Either way, it's pretty obvious that this could only happen at an Arizona State University football tailgate. » 9/30/12 9:31am 9/30/12 9:31am

Bills Fan's Cock 'N' Balls Make The Newspaper (SFWish)

Check out junior in the Posluszny jersey. Now check out his crotch, you pervert. At least it's Buffalo, so he can always have the "it was cold" excuse. » 6/14/11 5:10pm 6/14/11 5:10pm

Duke Administration Cancels Tailgating After Minor Is Found Passed Out…

A visiting teenager was found unconscious in a portable toilet after tailgating celebrations for Duke's win over Virginia on Saturday. The university will now brainstorm different gatherings that reflect "the class and spirit for which Duke is known." Right. » 11/09/10 9:58pm 11/09/10 9:58pm

Browns Now Charging You To Walk Through Parking Lot

And not because many Clevelanders weigh as much as a Kia Forte. No, the traditional tailgating spot for Browns fans is now charging money to enter, even if you're on foot. » 10/06/10 3:15pm 10/06/10 3:15pm

Dodger Games Slightly Less Violent and Chaotic This Year

Did you know tailgating is illegal in Dodger Stadium parking lots? Neither did the 132 arrested at the home opener yesterday—which is still better than last season when a guy got stabbed. That's progress! [LA Times] » 4/14/10 6:35pm 4/14/10 6:35pm

Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos

Baylor lost to UConn this weekend—yes, football—but the campus isn't really concerned about the Bears' gridiron woes. They'd much rather talk about a girl who might have stolen beer out of some frat guy's cooler while tailgating. » 9/21/09 11:30am 9/21/09 11:30am

University Of Minnesota Bans All Your Rowdy Friends

It's bad enough that drinking is banned at Minnesota football games —but tailgating too? Those with rowdy reputations must now enter through special gate and get breathalized. Fail, and watch the game from a bar—where at least there's beer. [ESPN] » 9/19/09 10:10am 9/19/09 10:10am

Ohio State-USC Game A Missed FAILgate Opportunity

"Ohio State says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop." [Columbus Dispatch] » 9/15/09 10:45am 9/15/09 10:45am

If You Don't Cook Brats, The Terrorists Win

As mentioned, we're heading to Glendale for the Super Bowl this year — yes, yes, book promotion — and we were looking forward to walking around some of the tailgates beforehand on Super Sunday. But we'd forgotten: They don't allow tailgates at the Super Bowl. A travesty, and now some people are trying to do something… » 1/17/08 3:40pm 1/17/08 3:40pm

I Don't Think This Is What Lil' Jon Had In Mind

Illinois, despite holding a second half lead, couldn't hold on to beat Penn State today, but if you're an Illini fan, take heart. At least it wasn't your fans in that video. » 10/21/06 6:12pm 10/21/06 6:12pm