Steve Tasker's Telestrator Dong Can Only Mean The NFL Season Is Almost…

Sure, there are numerous telltale signs that the NFL season is fast approaching, but it's not until you see that first true Telestrator Dong that it all starts to really sink in. » 8/30/12 9:45pm 8/30/12 9:45pm

Phil Simms Invites Himself To The Telestrator Dong Party

Wrote tipster Tom B., "Phil Simms drew a cock and balls shooting a small load during the Packers game!" However, like-minded tipster Andrew H. presented it without comment. Potato. Potato. » 10/02/11 6:45pm 10/02/11 6:45pm

A Pink Weather Dong Grows Near Chicago

By the looks of the screenshot sent in by tipster Greg E., the fine people of Chicago, Rockford and beyond have roughly 36 hours to prepare for what weatherman Mike Caplan says is coming their way. » 3/31/11 12:00am 3/31/11 12:00am

Here's Some Thundersnow Telestrator Dong (Updated With Motion)


This red telestrator dong was brought to you by John Bolaris of Philadelphia's Fox29. Looks to be more than 100-miles long. (H/T R.A.) » 1/26/11 11:30pm 1/26/11 11:30pm

Telestrator Dong Breaks Out On The Odd-Dong Rush

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/17/10 9:30am 12/17/10 9:30am

Telestrator Dong And Balls Run The Triangle Offense

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/01/10 9:50am 12/01/10 9:50am

CNN Gives Us The Mother Of All Telestrator Dongs

Everything about this picture is ideal: facial expressions, hand gestures, and, especially, telestrator dong placement (TDP). Why, this telestrator dong was so perfect, The Daily Show got in on the fun. Video after the jump. » 11/11/10 12:30pm 11/11/10 12:30pm

Jon Gruden Branches Out Into Telestrator Boob Art

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/09/10 9:30am 11/09/10 9:30am

Dong Meteorologist Would Prefer You Not Post Dong Pics/Links On His…

To Nick Kraynok, these things are good: golf, jet skiing, playing the guitar, rooting for Pittsburgh professional teams and telling the people of San Angelo, Texas the weather. » 10/24/10 5:30pm 10/24/10 5:30pm

Dong Or No Dong?

Several tipsters have dutifully sent a TV-screen shot in from the Ohio State game, maintaining it represents "Telestrator Dong," "Long Crooked Dong," and/or "Long Buckeye Dong." » 9/25/10 5:30pm 9/25/10 5:30pm

Subliminal Telestrator Messages Get A Lot Less Subliminal

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 3/22/10 8:30am 3/22/10 8:30am

RSS Readers Will Not Get To See Where This Telestrator Vagina Came From

Yes, yes — I know. Those of you reading this on RSS will probably only get a portion of this message and it will leave you wondering, "Hey, what the crap happened to the full Deadspin feed, those greedy basta..." » 3/09/10 6:45pm 3/09/10 6:45pm

Telestrator Dong: Horribly Insensitive Edition

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 2/28/10 10:30am 2/28/10 10:30am

The One Where Brandon Rush Gets A Lap Dance On A Dirty Couch

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.(NSFW) » 2/13/10 1:48pm 2/13/10 1:48pm

Doug Gottlieb, "Touch-Screen Dong" (Touch Screen, 2010)

The ESPN analyst's latest work is a fine addition to the telestrator dong genre. Note the Fauvist coloring and bold gestural abstraction. He has wisely avoided one of dong art's most shopworn clichés, bypassing the pendulous balls entirely. » 2/11/10 7:15pm 2/11/10 7:15pm

Telestrator Dong: Elephantiasis Edition

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 2/03/10 6:30am 2/03/10 6:30am

Telestrator Dong: Extreme Edition

Apparently you hooligans are known to be receptive to large vaguely-phallic figures rendered in bright yellow? Perhaps someone can mansplain this to me someday. Gird your loins, after the jump. » 1/30/10 1:03pm 1/30/10 1:03pm