telestrator-dong - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights

Fed Up Spurs Color Commentator Draws Dick & Balls On BroadcastSean Elliott, a terrible color commentator for the Spurs, was fed up yesterday for a series of technical difficulties and took his revenge here in the fourth quarter. Perfect execution for the Spurs, as always....

Steve Tasker's Telestrator Dong Can Only Mean The NFL Season Is Almost HereSure, there are numerous telltale signs that the NFL season is fast approaching, but it's not until you see that first true Telestrator Dong that it all starts to really sink in....

Phil Simms Invites Himself To The Telestrator Dong Party Wrote tipster Tom B., "Phil Simms drew a cock and balls shooting a small load during the Packers game!" However, like-minded tipster Andrew H. presented it without comment. Potato. Potato....

A Pink Weather Dong Grows Near Chicago

By the looks of the screenshot sent in by tipster Greg E., the fine people of Chicago, Rockford and beyond have roughly 36 hours to prepare for what weatherman Mike Caplan says is coming their way....

Here's Some Thundersnow Telestrator Dong (Updated With Motion)

This red telestrator dong was brought to you by John Bolaris of Philadelphia's Fox29. Looks to be more than 100-miles long. (H/T R.A.)...

Telestrator Dong Breaks Out On The Odd-Dong Rush

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

Telestrator Dong And Balls Run The Triangle Offense

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

CNN Gives Us The Mother Of All Telestrator Dongs

Everything about this picture is ideal: facial expressions, hand gestures, and, especially, telestrator dong placement (TDP). Why, this telestrator dong was so perfect, The Daily Show got in on the fun. Video after the jump....