The Redskins Were So Excited That Donald Trump Praised RGIII That They…

So, everything about this is just powerfully loathsome: Trump's face, the fact that the Redskins are so historically starved for praise that they consider an endorsement from a vitamin-selling pyramid-schemer an important plug, and, oh, right, "You're hired." I think the Redskins just found the only potential football… » 12/06/12 10:35am 12/06/12 10:35am

Michael Wilbon Is A Gutless, Starfucking Crybaby Troll

For the past three decades, Mike Wilbon has earned a living barely disguising his contempt for you, the filthy peasant sports fan. Whether boasting to the world how unsurprised he was about Sean Taylor being murdered, or chastising you for looking to him for gossip from his White House partygoing, or pissing and… » 10/05/12 10:55am 10/05/12 10:55am

Dan Snyder Used To Stay In The Owner's Box Until 4 a.m. "Pounding…

ESPN the Magazine has a fun story out today about Dan Snyder and our old friend Dave McKenna. It presents a slightly friendlier portrait of Snyder than you might find on, say, Deadspin—where we've called Snyder a "prick" and a "churlish little shitbag vulgarian" but never once accused him of fellating dogs—but Seth… » 10/03/12 4:40pm 10/03/12 4:40pm

Here's The Latest Grown-Up To Steal A Baseball From A Sad Child

We already know that the worst people ever live in Texas. But Miami has its share of oblivious adults too! Like this guy. Norichika Aoki flipped a ball into the stands, presumably on a vector toward of the two precious youngsters leaning over the dugout, their little hearts riding on that priceless little sphere. Polo… » 9/06/12 4:50pm 9/06/12 4:50pm

Dan Snyder's Official Team Bio Is A Tour De Force Of Bullshit

When you think of Redskins owner Dan Snyder, you think of a miserable, gutless sack of shit who ruined a franchise and made an entire fanbase hate his guts. Ah, but that's just how Dan Snyder is perceived in the real world. The world of official team bios, on the other hand, is magical place where any traces of Dan… » 6/18/12 3:10pm 6/18/12 3:10pm

How Not To Be The Biggest Asshole In Media: 4 Lessons I Learned From…

It's been almost two years since Jay Mariotti last wrote a sports column or appeared on ESPN. In that time, sports media's ur-controversialist—a pioneer of the sportswriters-being-dicks-on-television genre—has pleaded no contest to misdemeanor stalking and assault-related charges stemming from a hair-pulling fight… » 6/14/12 6:05pm 6/14/12 6:05pm

Do You Deserve That Foul Ball? Consult This Handy Chart

There's some impassioned debate going on in the comments on the post about the couple in Texas failing to surrender a foul ball to the weeping child beside them. What are the real rules, here? Possession is nine-tenths of the law? Children first? What's the right thing to do to avoid the censure of Michael Kay and… » 4/26/12 5:14pm 4/26/12 5:14pm

Worst People Ever Catch Foul Ball, Refuse To Give It To A Crying Child,…

An unfortunate scene unfolded in Arlington tonight as a pair of Rangers fans caught a foul ball tossed into the stands by Mitch Moreland in the eighth inning of Rangers-Yankees, then refused to give the ball to the toddler sitting next to them—instead choosing to pose for pictures and generally behave like douchebags. » 4/25/12 11:18pm 4/25/12 11:18pm

Dave McKenna Leaves Washington City Paper, But Not Without Kicking Dan…

Snyder, the Redskins' owner, had filed a dumbass libel lawsuit against McKenna earlier this year over a column Snyder acknowledged he hadn't even read. The suit was withdrawn after 218 days, every day of which we proudly linked to what McKenna had initially written. McKenna publicly announced his departure from WCP… » 12/29/11 5:40pm 12/29/11 5:40pm

Sepp Blatter "Deeply Regrets" Suggesting That Racism In Soccer Can Be…

Last week, for the 739th time, there were calls for Sepp Blatter's resignation following a fresh round of insensitive remarks from the FIFA president. In two separate television interviews, Blatter denied that there was any racism in soccer and then suggested that players settle their differences with a handshake. » 11/18/11 5:45pm 11/18/11 5:45pm

Even Criminal Lobbyist Jack Abramoff Lectured Dan Snyder About The…

Scumbag lobbyist and George Bush leg-humper Jack Abramoff has a self-serving book out called Capital Punishment: The Hard Truth About Washington Corruption From America's Most Notorious Lobbyist. In the book, which you should not buy, Abramoff details his relationship with Dan Snyder, whom Abramoff considers a swell… » 11/04/11 11:10am 11/04/11 11:10am