Pot Isn't Life And Death, And Tyrann Mathieu Isn't A Redemption Story

Tyrann Mathieu smoked some weed in college. If we're going to play this brain-dead association game, let's start by being clear about what he actually did. He smoked some weed, somehow got vilified for it, was thrown off his football team, went to rehab for weed, and now plays for the Arizona Cardinals. There is no… » 11/14/13 11:53am 11/14/13 11:53am

How Marshall Henderson Gets Away With Being Marshall Henderson

On Sunday night, we said goodbye to Ole Miss guard Marshall Henderson, college basketball's most exciting troll, a sort of human "u mad bro?" who did everything to antagonize his opponents short of popping motorcycle wheelies at halfcourt with their girlfriends riding pillion. He and the 12th-seeded Rebels lost a… » 3/27/13 2:15pm 3/27/13 2:15pm

Tyrann Mathieu Charged With Marijuana Possession In Saddest Bust Ever

Former LSU defensive back Tyrann Mathieu and three other former LSU football players were arrested this afternoon on charges of marijuana possession. Mathieu has been officially charged with simple possession of marijuana. Considering that Mathieu has already been dismissed from the LSU football team for failing two… » 10/25/12 6:56pm 10/25/12 6:56pm

Will The Honey Badger Be Playing For LSU Next Season?

Tyrann Mathieu's suspension from LSU wasn't your average suspension. LSU announced their ruling in a mysterious, intentionally opaque press conference, and their reasons for waving goodbye to their best player were never fully divulged. Whatever the reason, the farewell seemed permanent: four days after the press… » 10/03/12 4:15pm 10/03/12 4:15pm

Tyrann Mathieu Is In Drug Rehab, Being Mentored By Former NBA Coach…

Ever since LSU coach Les Miles dismissed Tyrann Mathieu from the team last Friday, everyone's been wondering why it was done, where was Mathieu, and what would become of his immediate future. Well, some of those questions have finally been answered. An exclusive report from FOX 8 in New Orleans says that Mathieu has… » 8/17/12 12:18am 8/17/12 12:18am

What The Hell Is Going On With This Tyrann Mathieu Situation?…

On Friday the LSU Tigers booted cornerback and returner Tyrann "Honey Badger" Mathieu from the team. The decision surprised most everyone—Mathieu was a Heisman finalist last year and LSU's biggest star—but it at least seemed in accordance with the often baffling codes of college football. After all, Mathieu had been… » 8/15/12 1:35pm 8/15/12 1:35pm

LSU Kicks Heisman Finalist Tyrann Mathieu Off Team For Violating School…

LSU defensive back and return man Tyrann Mathieu will not return to the Tigers this year, as announced by head coach Les Miles at a press conference in Baton Rouge today. The Honey Badger, who finished fifth in last year's Heisman voting and became a favorite of Brent Musburger, was the subject of an odd ESPN The… » 8/10/12 1:36pm 8/10/12 1:36pm

How A Heisman Finalist's Penis Ended Up On The Internet

We already knew LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was a pro. Forget his onfield play; dude already had an awesome nickname and a failed drug test. But yesterday turned out to be the ultimate rite of passage for Mathieu, as he knocked two major accomplishments off his star athlete checklist in one day: get nominated for a… » 12/06/11 11:15am 12/06/11 11:15am

If You're A Student-Athlete, Fake Marijuana Is The Way To Go

Here is where I recognize that I'm horribly out of touch with the youth of America, because I had no idea that synthetic marijuana was an actual thing that kids used to get high. I dismissed it as a bogeyman like bath salts or meow meow or cheesing, but science has apparently come up with a non-marijuana product that… » 10/21/11 2:15pm 10/21/11 2:15pm