Minnesota High School Hockey Hair, Ranked

The most glorious day of the year has arrived: The man known as "PulltabProductions" has determined the 2015 All Hockey Hair Team, a ranking of the best hair from Minnesota's high school hockey tournaments. It does not disappoint. » 3/08/15 12:00pm 3/08/15 12:00pm

Watch A 15-Year-Old Michael Phelps Talk About His Olympic Goals

Before Michael Phelps was the most decorated Olympian ever, he was a 15-year-old kid who had attended the 2000 Summer Olympics, talking to local news about the experience. Like most teenagers, he was endearingly goofy. (He still is endearingly goofy.) » 3/30/14 12:05pm 3/30/14 12:05pm

Someone Ranked The Best Minnesota High School Hockey Tourney Hair

Since Minnesota loves hockey at all levels, the high school state tournaments are televised, with each kid getting at least a few seconds of camera time for the team introductions. For the past four years, a man has ranked the best hair—flow, salad, or lettuce, if you will—from those intros. It's a bit weird but… » 3/09/14 11:00am 3/09/14 11:00am

Man At Minnesota Hockey Game Comes Prepared For The Kiss Cam

Considering the camera's on this pair before the Kiss Cam cuts to them, the video must be some kind of stunt. The woman's reaction seems genuine, though. We won't spoil what happens. » 2/18/14 2:06pm 2/18/14 2:06pm

Jamaican Bobsled Theme Song Apparently Syncs With Course Length

The Jamaica Tourist Board claims that "The Bobsled Song" will sync up with the length of the course when the Jamaican bobsleigh team does its run. The two-man event starts at 11:15 a.m., so test it out for yourself. » 2/16/14 10:18am 2/16/14 10:18am

I Could Watch Roy Hibbert Blocking This Little Kid's Shot All Day Long

Indiana Pacers big man Roy Hibbert visited Paramount School of Excellence in Indianapolis and relived his childhood when he wasn't yet an NBA star for a cute video. The best part is when he swats the crap out of a kid's weak layup, which has been GIFed below. (Second-best part is Hibbert using a child as a human… » 2/09/14 10:08am 2/09/14 10:08am

Snowboarding Bros See A Moose, Are Totally Stoked

"AWMYGAWD, CHARLIE." One of these two bros came precariously close to the moose, but from what we can tell, nothing bad happened. So, let's enjoy this at a low volume. Also, Snowboarding With Moose would be such a rad movie. » 12/25/13 1:15pm 12/25/13 1:15pm

The Joy Of Athletes Awkwardly Singing Holiday Songs

Some Celtics players and coach Brad Stevens visited Boston Children's Hospital earlier today, singing Christmas carols with the kids, and thanks to ESPN Boston's Chris Forsberg, there's video. Everyone had fun, except for the little girl on the left of Kelly Olynyk, who seemed suspicious of the whole event. » 12/19/13 7:57pm 12/19/13 7:57pm

Rhythmic Gymnast Throws Out Mind-Bending First Pitch

The bar for an amazing ceremonial first pitch has been raised. Before a game between the Doosan Bears and Samsung Lions in Seoul, South Korea, rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji rotated her whole body on one leg and threw an amazing pitch. It wasn't a strike, but how severely are we going to judge this? » 7/05/13 4:00pm 7/05/13 4:00pm

Crying 4-Year-Old Mets Fan Wants To Be A Yankees Fan

"Whoever is winning, I want to cheer for them." This might be the most honest justification for being a Yankees fan we've ever heard. » 5/30/13 9:37am 5/30/13 9:37am

Guy With YouTube Account Says He Is Michael Jordan's Neglected…

Once upon a time, bad fathers were easily shamed with one spin of a Harry Chapin single. That's not how things get done anymore. Now spurned sons talk into their webcams and tell America to follow them on Instagram. » 3/01/13 5:30pm 3/01/13 5:30pm

This Bro Skiied Through An Abandoned Five-Story Building In Alaska

Why is there an abandoned, haunted five-story government building in Whittier, Alaska? Oh, hell, who cares? It's snowing. » 2/08/13 6:36pm 2/08/13 6:36pm

Crimson Tide Fan Surprises His Dad On Christmas With BCS National…

This dad was already elated to receive the same type of hat that legendary Alabama coach Bear Bryant used to wear as a Christmas gift, but then his son told him to look inside the hat for the bigger surprise. Aww. Roll Tide. » 12/25/12 10:30am 12/25/12 10:30am

Here's Batting Stance Guy's Tribute To The World Champion Giants

The consistently stellar Batting Stance Guy, the man with the world's least useful skill, brings us his impressions of the champions. His Hunter Pence is especially commendable. Also, there's a Buster-themed surprise at the end. » 10/30/12 3:33pm 10/30/12 3:33pm

Michael Johnson Fell Off A Boat During An America's Cup Series Race

So we've written before about how the powers organizing the America's Cup have turned it into NASCAR at sea. (Our old pal Katie Baker wrote more about this on Friday.) » 8/27/12 3:40pm 8/27/12 3:40pm

Dancing, Jiggling Hurdler Lady Is The World's New Favorite Hurdler

Here is Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke's warm-up dance at the world junior championships on Sunday. "She's certainly happy about performing here," narrated the BBC announcer, wiping flop sweat off of his brow and tugging at his suddenly too-tight collar. » 7/19/12 11:22am 7/19/12 11:22am

Craig James Has "Communication Skills," According To Craig James's…

The crew at Awful Announcing keeps sharing these delightfully unpolished clips from Craig James's campaign for a Texas U.S. Senate seat. Our topic today is broadcasting. "I had communication skills, and I understood that. But I didn't want to just become another jock-turned-analyst; I wanted to be a broadcaster,"… » 4/03/12 12:20pm 4/03/12 12:20pm

Russell Westbrook High-Fives Omer Asik As He Dunks Over Him

Keep your eye on Westbrook's left hand just after he takes flight. It's almost like he's thanking Asik for helping to make this dunk look so ferociously special. » 4/02/12 10:25am 4/02/12 10:25am