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Wayne Rooney Perfection Gives Man United The Advantage They Need

Don’t look now—and Aston Villa may still find the equalizer, having scored just a minute after this—but Wayne Rooney is up to his usual tricks, with a physics-defying touch followed by a half-volley on the rise, between two defenders. The full video, with perfect commentary, is below: » 4/04/15 11:43am 4/04/15 11:43am

Wayne Rooney Mocks Boxing Controversy With Hilarious Goal Celebration

Manchester United are running roughshod over Tottenham, up three goals to none at halftime in a crucial match between Champions League aspirants. Wayne Rooney made a great run and finish to score United's third, and afterwards unveiled the boxing knockout celebration above. » 3/15/15 12:59pm 3/15/15 12:59pm

Oh Look, An Empty Threat To Bench Wayne Rooney For A Year

After a red card in England's draw with Montenegro, Wayne Rooney will miss the first one or two games (depending on a disciplinary hearing) of next summer's European Championship. With three big warm-up matches before the tournament, England manager Fabio Capello is supposedly contemplating using Rooney as a sub, to… » 10/10/11 12:45pm 10/10/11 12:45pm

Is Wayne Rooney's $50,000 Hair Transplant Responsible For His…

Wayne Rooney was stressed. He'd had a rotten World Cup. The tabloids were accusing him of cheating on his pregnant wife with a prostitute. And his hair was falling out. So he did something about the hair. Now the sports magi can speculate about whatever tonic explains Rooney's bristling performance this season (five… » 8/31/11 3:25pm 8/31/11 3:25pm