The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

All worn out from sitting on your ass and buying stuff this Cyber Monday? Good. Then you can't waste time or money buying crap like this. Here are some of the worst Cyber Monday deals in sports.


The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Charlotte Bobcats 21'' Carry-On Bag

$107.96, $134.95 regularly

The "Bobcats" aren't even a real thing as of next year, if they even count as a "real thing" now. It only makes sense for this to exist if the franchise forces rookies to buy 41 of them, one for each road game, as part of hazing.



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Reebok Buffalo Sabres 2013 Veterans Day Practice V-Neck Jersey - Digital Camo

$85, $100 regularly

Somehow, the Reebok logo is the most offensive part of this.



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Jacksonville Jaguars Tree Topper

$20, regularly $25



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Gameday Alabama Crimson Tide Cowboy Boots

$340, regularly $400

Someone has bought and worn and loved these, so "worst" might be more of an interpretative designation here.



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Deluxe Licensed Tailgate Toss

$190, regularly $220

You can just buy a Kindle Fire or something.



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Portland Trail Blazers Deluxe 16'' x 20'' Frame

$180, regularly $180

There is no discount on this shitty TrailBlazers frame, and it doesn't even come with a print.



The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

Chicago Cubs Dale Sveum Autographed Photo

$35, regularly $35, $105 for three copies to take advantage of free ground shipping on orders over $75

The worst deal imaginable.

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