The kid dangling and destroying the competition above is Aito Iguchi, an 11-year-old who plays for Japan's Saitama Junior Warriors. Truthers out there are dismissing his skills, arguing that Japan doesn't develop quality hockey players, there are a million 11-year-old Canadian kids that good, his skills won't matter once the other kids catch up during puberty etc. All probably true, but damn, let's just enjoy how much better he is than everybody else in the following videos.

Here's another highlight reel:

Here he is just embarrassing a goalie:

And here's a pretty spectacular pass: