Jordan Crawford, the 23-year-old guard who has played in a single, 23-59 NBA season: "'I don't tell nobody, but I feel like I can be better than Michael Jordan,' Crawford said, without the slightest hint of sarcasm. 'When I'm done playing, I don't want people to say, Michael Jordan is the best player. I want that to be me.... I feel like I'm better than him, anyway. My mom is going to say I'm better than him.' Crawford cracked a smile, only because the comment was met with stunned laughter, but he was serious." [Wizards Insider]