Steely McDrunky
In even more startling DUI news, Pittsburgh police have arrested one of the men who played Pittsburgh Steelers horrifying mascot, Steely McBeam.
The Pittsburgh-Tribune relays the grim tale:
Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit. Steelers spokesman David Lockett said Hahey has been "released from his duties."
That wimpering sound you hear coming from across the Allegheny river are Kenneth Hahey's dreams dying.
Revealed: Steely McBeam Actor Arrested For DUI [Pittsburgh Tribune]
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