Even football players in shoulder pads and lacy unmentionables should wear helmets. This is the age of the concussion, after all.
Good work, Liz Gorman. Be aggressive. B, E. Aggressive. B, E, Agg, Ress, Ive.
For those of you keeping track, Gorman and the rest of the Tampa Breeze lead the Eastern Conference with a 2-0 record while the San Diego Seduction, Chicago Bliss and Los Angeles Temptation are all tied at 1-0 atop the West.
"Clash of the Tetons" [MTV]
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