A Poem For Albert Haynesworth, Composed Solely Of Media Descriptions
Awful Albert, Abysmal Albert: Attitude-afflicted wash-up. Massive and huge and fat and lazy and difficult.
Pain in the locker room, thorn in the side, waste of roster space.
Discontented malcontent, fickle painful volatile handful. Motivationally-challenged mess. Ten-dollar underachiever.
A controversial character-concern with character issues. So-called troubled, talented and troubled, troubling troublesome trouble.
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