With a gaudy 1-0 record, Buffalo is all alone in first place in the AFC East. But much more importantly than that, let’s check in with Bills fans:
Later, reader Colin sent in a photo that he said was “spotted by my wife in the women’s room”:
We don’t even know if the tweet and the photo are the same or separate blowjobs.
Update: Two different ones!
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