What you missed because you can't chance seeing that Applebee's shrimp commercial one more time ...
• NCAA Basketball Tournament: Where to begin? Let's just say that the end of regulation of the UNC-Wilmington vs. George Washington game was the most exciting we've seen in many a moon phase.
• World Baseball Classic: Aye Carumba! Roger Clemens rides into the sunset with the words "Viva Mexico!" ringing in his ears, as U.S. is ousted.
• NHL: Jagr's league-leading 45th goal lifts Rangers over Capitals, back into Atlantic lead. Anyone else see this? Anyone? Bah! Where's the love for hockey?