What you missed while telling everyone you meet "you're no Jack Kennedy." ...
• NBA Playoffs: Introducing Antoine Walker, Gary Payton and Jason Williams; remember them? Heat beat Pistons to take Game 1.
• Soccer: Well, this can't bode well. U.S. loses to Morocco 1-0, plus Claudio Reyna strains hamstring. Come to think of it, has there ever been a time when Reyna wasn't hurt?
• MLB: Should we emphasize the positive (Tigers win 8-5, have best record in majors at 31-14) or the negative (Royals lose 11th straight, have worst record in majors)? You make the call.