What you missed while driving to the bad part of town to score some Kryptonite ...
• Tall Men Hugging In A Non-Sexual Way: Wade's 32 leads Heat to first NBA title, 95-92 over Mavs.
• X-Men: Xavier Nady's two homers lead Mets over Reds 9-2.
Word Association Football: England wins Group B after 2-2 tie with Sweden (brilliant!), but loses Owen (bollocks).