What you missed while trying to make yourself cry at will ...
ā€¢ NFL: Raiders beat Eagles 16-10 in Hall of Fame Game.
ā€¢ PGA: OK, now Tiger Woods is just showing off.
ā€¢ Horse racing: Dear Bluegrass Cat ā€” You are a horse. You cannot read. This cannot be read to you. But nice going, and thanks for not breaking your leg; We don't think we could stand that again.