What you missed while time tripping to the planet Tralfamadore ...
• ALDS, Game 1: Derek Jeter uses five point palm-exploding heart technique on Tigers.
• ALDS, Game 1: I just want you to Hurt, like I do ... Frank Thomas, why don't you come out and take another bow? Frank Thomas, folks!
• ALDS, Game 1: The Hunt For Red October ... Cardinals enjoy seventh straight postseason win over Padres.
• NHL: We're the Devils! The Devvvvvvilllls! ... New Jersey signs about 22 players, not the least of whom being forward Brian Gionta.