What you missed while driving hell-bent-for-leather while wielding a mallet and wearing diapers ...
• Soccer: Mexico still hasn't scored a goal on U.S. soil since 2000. We're not sure why that's significant.
• College basketball: People wearing blue defeated by those people in a slightly lighter shade of blue. Or, as it was otherwise known, North Carolina 79, Duke 73.
• NBA: Celtics' losing streak now matches their number of NBA championship trophies.